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aboxofchocolates
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 Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 10:21 pm Post subject: drama drama |
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| I ran into an old friend who has a bit of a situation with his current gf. He still likes her and feels all comfy with her, but she is no longer doing it for him on the physical side of things. He thinks it's due to some sort of fear of commitment thing. Clearly he should go get laid and indulge in some much needed self-flagellation, tell her, endure the fecal storm and break up with her, and then get into a series of short lived emotionally unfulfilling relationships until at the age of fifty he finally realizes what really makes him happy is to pay someone half his age to tie him down and spank him for being a naughty boy. But I just don't know how to phrase it delicately. How should I put it so as not to hurt him? |
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ReeseDog
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| Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 10:36 pm Post subject: Re: drama drama |
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| aboxofchocolates wrote: |
| I ran into an old friend who has a bit of a situation with his current gf. He still likes her and feels all comfy with her, but she is no longer doing it for him on the physical side of things. He thinks it's due to some sort of fear of commitment thing. Clearly he should go get laid and indulge in some much needed self-flagellation, tell her, endure the fecal storm and break up with her, and then get into a series of short lived emotionally unfulfilling relationships until at the age of fifty he finally realizes what really makes him happy is to pay someone half his age to tie him down and spank him for being a naughty boy. But I just don't know how to phrase it delicately. How should I put it so as not to hurt him? |
Tell the guy to stop being such a feline. He should find that which makes him happy. On the physical side - he's a guy. The worst he ever had was wonderful. He needs to quit his bitching on that score. |
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Draz
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I recommend: minding your own business.  |
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peemil
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| Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 3:07 pm Post subject: |
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| Kill his girlfriend and dump the body in the river. |
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hellofaniceguy
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| Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 3:30 pm Post subject: |
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| Draz wrote: |
| I recommend: minding your own business. |
MYOB...and also, it's NOT only a man/male thing..
this guy might be a bad lover and his GF is not turned on by him which is why she is not getting physical...he'll get over it and meet another....sometimes it takes years...but MYOB! |
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I'm no Picasso
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| Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 4:00 pm Post subject: |
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| Giving people advice like this when they don't ask for it just turns you into the adults from Peanuts anyway. Wah wah waaah wah wah waaaah. |
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aboxofchocolates
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| Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 11:08 pm Post subject: |
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| I'm no Picasso wrote: |
| Giving people advice like this when they don't ask for it just turns you into the adults from Peanuts anyway. Wah wah waaah wah wah waaaah. |
yeah, the trick is to phrase it so they hear what they wanted you to say in the first place. sort of like that guy guessing malinda or whatevers name in 'being john malcovich'.
ps- he just wanted to vent is all. me too. i guess i'm getting bitter, |
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.38 Special
Joined: 08 Jul 2009
Location: Pennsylvania
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| Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 7:24 am Post subject: Re: drama drama |
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| aboxofchocolates wrote: |
| I ran into an old friend who has a bit of a situation with his current gf. He still likes her and feels all comfy with her, but she is no longer doing it for him on the physical side of things. He thinks it's due to some sort of fear of commitment thing. Clearly he should go get laid and indulge in some much needed self-flagellation, tell her, endure the fecal storm and break up with her, and then get into a series of short lived emotionally unfulfilling relationships until at the age of fifty he finally realizes what really makes him happy is to pay someone half his age to tie him down and spank him for being a naughty boy. But I just don't know how to phrase it delicately. How should I put it so as not to hurt him? |
Tell him exactly what you wrote there. When he is done laughing, tell him the truth: She is having an affair.
Move on, nothing to see here, next customer please.  |
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aboxofchocolates
Joined: 21 Mar 2008
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| Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 9:13 am Post subject: Re: drama drama |
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| .38 Special wrote: |
| aboxofchocolates wrote: |
| I ran into an old friend who has a bit of a situation with his current gf. He still likes her and feels all comfy with her, but she is no longer doing it for him on the physical side of things. He thinks it's due to some sort of fear of commitment thing. Clearly he should go get laid and indulge in some much needed self-flagellation, tell her, endure the fecal storm and break up with her, and then get into a series of short lived emotionally unfulfilling relationships until at the age of fifty he finally realizes what really makes him happy is to pay someone half his age to tie him down and spank him for being a naughty boy. But I just don't know how to phrase it delicately. How should I put it so as not to hurt him? |
Tell him exactly what you wrote there. When he is done laughing, tell him the truth: She is having an affair.
Move on, nothing to see here, next customer please. |
Aww, .38, it's not as bad as all that. It's not that she's not putting out, he's just not feeling the same spark. Here's hoping the chick who broke your heart contracts herpes and dies lonely. |
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.38 Special
Joined: 08 Jul 2009
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