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NovaKart
Joined: 18 Nov 2009
Location: Iraq
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 Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 2:35 pm Post subject: dutch oven |
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_oven_(practical_joke)
Anyone ever tried this before? I'm tempted to, but my boyfriend is kind of a clean freak and I don't think it would go over too well. It's pretty funny how the wikipedia article said the connection between relationships and dutch ovens has been discussed in advice columns. Did someone write to Dear Abby asking when it was OK to do a Dutch oven? |
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cj1976
Joined: 26 Oct 2005
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| Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 3:01 pm Post subject: |
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Yes, the Dutch Oven. A classic fart joke that ranks alongside the great 'Pull my Finger' trick.
One for the ages. |
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seoulsucker
Joined: 05 Mar 2006
Location: The Land of the Hesitant Cutoff
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| Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 4:16 pm Post subject: |
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You could always hit 'em with the Crop Duster version 1. The next time you're spooning, just bury one in his crotch.
Version 2 is the fly-by, usually done on the subway. |
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NovaKart
Joined: 18 Nov 2009
Location: Iraq
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| Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 3:49 am Post subject: |
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| I guess I probably sound innocent but I'm not familiar with crop dusting or spooning. |
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misher
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| Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 9:33 am Post subject: |
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This thread is so full of LoL.
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ReeseDog
Joined: 05 Apr 2008
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| Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 6:43 pm Post subject: |
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What?!
Girls don't fart.
Do they? |
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nobbyken
Joined: 07 Jun 2006
Location: Yongin ^^
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| Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 8:27 pm Post subject: |
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| ReeseDog wrote: |
What?!
Girls don't fart.
Do they? |
No, girls don't.
Wives do. |
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conrad2
Joined: 05 Nov 2009
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exercise_in_futility
Joined: 11 May 2009
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| Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 10:12 pm Post subject: |
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i did this dutch oven once with an old girlfriend... it was hilarious... right up to the point she broke up with me  |
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ReeseDog
Joined: 05 Apr 2008
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| Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 3:52 am Post subject: |
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What?!
Girls don't fart.
Do they? |
No, girls don't.
Wives do. |
I see. A gal will hold all that in until she's married and then begin farting like an old pack mule.
That's a dirty trick. |
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hockeyguy109
Joined: 22 Dec 2008
Location: Daegu
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| Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:05 am Post subject: |
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| Are ya'all serious about doing a dutch oven with your partner? I'm not a sensitive guy, but if my girlfriend did that - I would break up with her. Perhaps if a girl gives you a dutch oven, there are things wrong with her and perhaps you should find a better fish in the sea. |
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BobbyOrr
Joined: 01 Jun 2009
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| Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:57 am Post subject: |
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| exercise_in_futility wrote: |
| i did this dutch oven once with an old girlfriend... it was hilarious... right up to the point she broke up with me |
Haha.
I think I'd fall in love if a girl did that to me. |
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NovaKart
Joined: 18 Nov 2009
Location: Iraq
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| Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 5:01 am Post subject: |
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| hockeyguy109 wrote: |
| Are ya'all serious about doing a dutch oven with your partner? I'm not a sensitive guy, but if my girlfriend did that - I would break up with her. Perhaps if a girl gives you a dutch oven, there are things wrong with her and perhaps you should find a better fish in the sea. |
It certainly isn't ladylike behavior, but I'm not female actually. I probably should have clarified that but I thought coming out of the closet and the topic of dutch ovens would be too much for one thread. Still, I'd certainly buy a drink for a woman who would do a dutch oven on her boyfriend. |
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MrMr
Joined: 05 Sep 2006
Location: Korea
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| Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:53 am Post subject: dutch oven |
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| Nova kart...Hilarious.. Guess some of us are busy adjusting our mental imagery. |
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DorkothyParker
Joined: 11 Apr 2009
Location: Jeju
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| Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 5:38 am Post subject: |
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| I go in more for the queefs, but that's just how I roll. |
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