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Who would win in a war?
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Would win?
Satan
27%
 27%  [ 5 ]
God
72%
 72%  [ 13 ]
Total Votes : 18

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Welsh Canadian



Joined: 03 Mar 2010

PostPosted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 1:25 pm    Post subject: Who would win in a war? Reply with quote

Satan or God?

My vote goes to Satan. He's big and red. Think of the Red Barron. He painted his plane Red and shot down a load of planes. Yes he died but if the whole of Hell did it they might win.
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kabrams



Joined: 15 Mar 2008
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 3:48 pm    Post subject: Re: Who would win in a war? Reply with quote

Welsh Canadian wrote:
Satan or God?

My vote goes to Satan. He's big and red. Think of the Red Barron. He painted his plane Red and shot down a load of planes. Yes he died but if the whole of Hell did it they might win.


Didn't they already have a war? And didn't God win?
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djsmnc



Joined: 20 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 4:19 pm    Post subject: Re: Who would win in a war? Reply with quote

kabrams wrote:
Welsh Canadian wrote:
Satan or God?

My vote goes to Satan. He's big and red. Think of the Red Barron. He painted his plane Red and shot down a load of planes. Yes he died but if the whole of Hell did it they might win.


Didn't they already have a war? And didn't God win?


There was no war
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Triban



Joined: 14 Jul 2009
Location: Suwon Station

PostPosted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 5:08 pm    Post subject: Re: Who would win in a war? Reply with quote

djsmnc wrote:
kabrams wrote:
Welsh Canadian wrote:
Satan or God?

My vote goes to Satan. He's big and red. Think of the Red Barron. He painted his plane Red and shot down a load of planes. Yes he died but if the whole of Hell did it they might win.


Didn't they already have a war? And didn't God win?


There was no war


No war was needed.
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.38 Special



Joined: 08 Jul 2009
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 5:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

There was a conspiracy. Some say Satan wasn't alone on the Grassy Cloud that fateful day.

Either way, Luci got pwnd. No contest. La fin. Shocked
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djsmnc



Joined: 20 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 6:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

.38 Special wrote:
There was a conspiracy. Some say Satan wasn't alone on the Grassy Cloud that fateful day.

Either way, Luci got pwnd. No contest. La fin. Shocked


Yeah, why anyone would want to take on what they know is the all-knowing all-powerful deity with a 100% chance of failure is beyond comprehension. Satan gets a Darwin Award!
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Todd Swanson



Joined: 14 Mar 2010

PostPosted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 7:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm surprised I'm not one of the choices

Bong!!! Mr. Green
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itaewonguy



Joined: 25 Mar 2003

PostPosted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 7:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The good guys always win!
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Gibberish



Joined: 29 Aug 2009

PostPosted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 7:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I voted Satan just to spite God.
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Panda



Joined: 25 Oct 2008

PostPosted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 8:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/103813/

Please refer to this episode
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kabrams



Joined: 15 Mar 2008
Location: your Dad's house

PostPosted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 8:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

djsmnc wrote:
.38 Special wrote:
There was a conspiracy. Some say Satan wasn't alone on the Grassy Cloud that fateful day.

Either way, Luci got pwnd. No contest. La fin. Shocked


Yeah, why anyone would want to take on what they know is the all-knowing all-powerful deity with a 100% chance of failure is beyond comprehension. Satan gets a Darwin Award!


Ironic? Not sure.
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ChopChaeJoe



Joined: 05 Mar 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 1:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Which god?
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hellofaniceguy



Joined: 10 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 2:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

In the end.....it does not matter. And we're all going to find out someday!
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djsmnc



Joined: 20 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 2:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellofaniceguy wrote:
In the end.....it does not matter. And we're all going to find out someday!


Or not find out, if atheism is correct!
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itaewonguy



Joined: 25 Mar 2003

PostPosted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 2:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

djsmnc wrote:
hellofaniceguy wrote:
In the end.....it does not matter. And we're all going to find out someday!


Or not find out, if atheism is correct!

even if atheism is correct, the universe is infinite! so mathematically we will be born again somewhere, sometime, problem is! it will be to the same parents and you will be here on daves reading this while I write this.. working at your same hakwon and doing the same things hahahaha
of not!
YA Shocked
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