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Texas The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.

Virginia It is illegal to tickle women.

Washington No person may walk about in public if he or she has the common cold.

West Virgina It is illegal to snooze on a train.

Connecticut It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.

Delaware Alcohol may not be served in nightclubs if dancing is occurring on the premises at the same time.

Florida It is considered an offense to shower naked.

Georgia Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session.

Hawaii All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat.

Idaho A person may not be seen in public without a smile on their face.

Illinois The English language is not to be spoken.

Indiana Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March.

Iowa A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public.

Kansas Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights.

Kentucky A woman may not buy a hat without her husband's permission.

Louisiana One could land in jail for up to a year for making a false promise.

Maryland It's illegal to take a lion to a movie.

Massachusetts Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.

Michigan A woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.

Minnesota It is illegal to sleep naked.

Mississippi If one is a parent to two illegitimate children, that person will go to jail for at least one month.

Montana Seven or more Indians are considered a raiding or war party and it is legal to shoot them.

Nebraska Sneezing is illegal during a church service.

New Hampshire You may not run machinery on Sundays.

New Jersey It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a murder.

New Mexico Idiots may not vote.

New York The penalty for jumping off a building is death.

North Carolina All couples staying overnight in a hotel must have a room with double beds that are at least two feet apart.

North Dakota It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.

Ohio No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.

Oklahoma People who make "ugly faces" at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.

Oregon It's illegal to walk down a sidewalk and knock a snakes head off with your cane.

Rhode Island Any marriage where either of the parties is an idiot or lunatic is null and void.

South Dakota If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you may shoot them.

Tennessee No Christian parent may require their children to pick up trash from the highway on Easter day.

Vermont All residents shall bathe every Saturday night.

Wisconsin Whenever two trains meet at an intersection of said tracks, neither shall proceed until the other has. ?????

Wyoming Any person who fails to close a fence is subject to a fine of up to seven hundred and fifty dollars.