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fromtheuk dabbling in art?!!
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fromtheuk



Joined: 31 Mar 2007

PostPosted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 12:02 pm    Post subject: fromtheuk dabbling in art?!! Reply with quote

http://www.saatchi-gallery.co.uk/yourgallery/artist_profile//126850.html

These are my first 3 art posters. (Oh dear) Embarassed Laughing
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caniff



Joined: 03 Feb 2004
Location: All over the map

PostPosted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 12:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're strange.

(just saying)
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fromtheuk



Joined: 31 Mar 2007

PostPosted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 12:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thank you. Laughing
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Fishead soup



Joined: 24 Jun 2007
Location: Korea

PostPosted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 3:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you're going to do conseptual art you have to learn the lingo of Postmodernist jargon.

Here are a few classic lines that will dazzle the ivory tower of the art world.

My work is entering the relmn of Semiotic discource.

I am disempowered by the phallocentric imperialism of the Judeo- Christian and Zionist Crusaders.

I am interested in the Modernist/Postmodernist historical dialectic.

To suck up the feminist say this" The only way a women can get into the Museum of Modern art is by being naked"
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stevieg4ever



Joined: 11 Feb 2006
Location: London, England

PostPosted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 3:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

no offence, but look whose talking mate lol

Fromtheuk is a legend imo

caniff wrote:
You're strange.

(just saying)
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erasmus



Joined: 11 Sep 2010

PostPosted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think your messages are too subtle. Perhaps you might include a hammer in your next piece.
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Underwaterbob



Joined: 08 Jan 2005
Location: In Cognito

PostPosted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 5:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It mimics your music perfectly. It requires zero thought and is mind-bogglingly boring.
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sarahsiobhan



Joined: 24 May 2009
Location: Wherever I am , I am probably drinking tea.

PostPosted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 5:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Underwaterbob wrote:
It mimics your music perfectly. It requires zero thought and is mind-bogglingly boring.


+ 1.

He suffers from delusions of adequacy.
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fromtheuk



Joined: 31 Mar 2007

PostPosted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 6:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I love ridicule, I think that's why I treat myself as a total joke. But beware, I'm very serious about it! Laughing

Thanks for the compliment. Laughing
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NYC_Gal



Joined: 08 Dec 2009

PostPosted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 6:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aw FTUK, I love your posts. Haters gonna hate.
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RMNC



Joined: 21 Jul 2010

PostPosted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 10:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I highly recommend you stop doing these.
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rollo



Joined: 10 May 2006
Location: China

PostPosted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 2:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You are a god!!!
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wiganer



Joined: 13 Jul 2010

PostPosted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 4:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

All the haters in the house - just do one! FTUK is God! He sorted out the man over there in Korea and left them in the lurch at his choosing, he dealt with the Koreans a lot better than most of us when we were there! They even sent him money after he did a midnight run on them - one word...

LEGEND!

His art? Well it is politicial minimalist about post modern race relations and politique in todays Britain... so who is expecting some two bob Canadian from Alberta to get it? Laughing

I think it is great, I will ceratinly buy a print of it when I get my penthouse!
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fromtheuk



Joined: 31 Mar 2007

PostPosted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 4:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Firstly, thank you for the positive feedback. But please, I am nothing more than a mere human.

I'm selling each pic for �100, I doubt anybody will buy that. It's good for a laugh though. Laughing
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DorkothyParker



Joined: 11 Apr 2009
Location: Jeju

PostPosted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 5:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have a feeling much of this is British humor and that is why I don't get it.
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