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le-paul

Joined: 07 Apr 2009 Location: dans la chambre
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nathanrutledge
Joined: 01 May 2008 Location: Marakesh
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Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 7:51 pm Post subject: |
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and this relates to living in Korea how?
Off-topic forum, please.
Oh, and don't call me Shirley. |
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Steelrails

Joined: 12 Mar 2009 Location: Earth, Solar System
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Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 9:00 pm Post subject: |
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Noooooo!!!!!! |
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Kurtz
Joined: 05 Jan 2007 Location: ples bilong me
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Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 9:08 pm Post subject: |
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EDIT wrong actor.
Some of the best
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcKJdmXbBBc
LN: We'd better tell the captain we've got to land as soon as we can, this woman has to be gotten to a hospital
Stewardess: A hospital? What is it?
LN: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
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RMNC

Joined: 21 Jul 2010
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Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 9:11 pm Post subject: |
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Leslie Nielsen: Dead, and loving it. |
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darkjedidave

Joined: 19 Aug 2009 Location: Shanghai/Seoul
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Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 10:12 pm Post subject: |
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Thankfully, I've never been in a Turkish prison |
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metalhead
Joined: 18 May 2010 Location: Toilet
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Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 10:16 pm Post subject: |
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"Cuban?" *offers him a Cuban cigar*
"No, no, Dutch-Irish...my father was from Wales." |
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tefain

Joined: 19 Sep 2007 Location: Not too far out there
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Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 11:31 pm Post subject: |
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Stripper: "Is this some kind of bust?"
Frank: "Yes, it's very impressive but we'd just like to ask a few questions." |
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jvalmer

Joined: 06 Jun 2003
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Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 11:43 pm Post subject: |
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"That's a nice beaver!", as the lady in the red dress, on a ladder, brings down a stuffed beaver. |
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bluelake

Joined: 01 Dec 2005
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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 1:18 am Post subject: |
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Frank: It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.
Jane: Goodyear?
Frank: No, the worst.
*********
Back in '89 or so, I tried explaining that joke to Korean students, as the translation read,
"Did you have a good year?"
"No, it was a bad year"
More Naked Gun quotes:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095705/quotes
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102510/quotes |
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Globutron
Joined: 13 Feb 2010 Location: England/Anyang
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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 4:35 am Post subject: |
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'... Bingo' |
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Globutron
Joined: 13 Feb 2010 Location: England/Anyang
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Skipperoo
Joined: 05 Jul 2010
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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 4:50 am Post subject: |
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wiganer
Joined: 13 Jul 2010
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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 5:05 am Post subject: |
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'Say Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?' |
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davai!

Joined: 04 Dec 2005 Location: Kuwait
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Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 6:01 pm Post subject: |
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wiganer wrote: |
'Say Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?' |
sorry that was Cpt. Oveur |
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