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Nester Noodlemon
Joined: 16 Jan 2009
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 Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 5:59 am Post subject: I'm rich! That's right baby! |
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Hey everyone! I'm rich! I just found out today. No more smelling white board marker ink for the Nester.
Check out the email I just received.
"Good Day,
I am mr. Joseph Kabore director auditing and accounting department" bank of Africa (boa) Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso .I discovered the sum of seven million, two hundred thousand dollars (usd7.2) belonging to a deceased customer of this bank the fund has been lying in a suspense account without anybody coming to put claim over the money since the account owner late, mr Salla khat from Lebanese who was involved in the December 28th 2006 Benin car crash.
it is therefore, upon this discovery that i decided to take this ultimatum and make this business proposal to you as the fund will be release to you as the next of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and i don't want this money to go into the bank treasury as unclaimed bill the banking rules here stipulates that if such money remained unclaimed after five years, the money will be transferred into the bank treasury as unclaimed fund. The request of foreigner as next of kin in this business is occasioned by the fact that the deceased customer was a foreigner and a Burkina be cannot stand as next of kin to a foreigner.
Therefore, I soliciting for your assistance to come forward as the next of kin. I have agreed that 40% of this money will be for you as the beneficiary respect of the provision of your account and service rendered, 60% will be for me. Then immediately the money transferred to your account from this bank, i will proceed to your country for the sharing of the funds.
Yours faithful,
Mr.Joseph Kabore |
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Nester Noodlemon
Joined: 16 Jan 2009
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| Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 6:02 am Post subject: |
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That's right baby. Here's more proof to back it up.
"FROM THE DESK OF MR. AHMED ABDULLAH,
AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING MANAGER,
BANK OF AFRICA(B.O.A)
OUAGADOUGOU-BURKINA FASO.
Dear Friend,
I know that this mail will come to you as a surprise as we never met before. I am MR. AHMED ABDULLAH, the manager of Auditing and Accounting section of Bank Of Africa (B.O.A)
Ouagadougou Burkina Faso. I Hoped that you will not expose or betray this trust and confident that I am about to repose on you for the mutual benefit of our both families. I need your urgent assistance in transferring the sum of Twelve million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars.($12.5mUSD) Immediately to your account.
The fund has been dormant (in-active) for 10 years in our Bank here without any body coming for it. I want to release the fund to you as the nearest person to our deceased customer Mr. Andreas Schranner (the owner of the account) who died along with his supposed next of kin in air crash since on 31st July 2000. I don't want the fund to go into our Bank treasury as an abandoned fund, so this is the reason why I contacted you, so that my Bank will release the fund to you as the nearest person to the deceased customer.
For more information about the crash you can visit this site:http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm
Please I would like you to keep this proposal as a top secret and delete it if you are not interested. Upon receipt of your reply, I will give you more details regarding this transaction and also note that you will have 40% of the above mentioned amount if you agree to help me execute this business. And also after the funds has been transfered into your bank account you will take 10% out as a compensation for the expenses you will make in this transaction and 50% is for me. I need to hear from you urgent so that I will give you more information regarding this transaction.
Your Full Name..............................................
Your Sex..................................................
Your Age..................................................
Your Country...................................................
Marital Status............................................
Your Occupation.................................................
Your Personal Mobile N?................................
Your Personal Fax N?............................................
Best Regards,
MR. AHMED ABDULLAH |
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interestedinhanguk
Joined: 23 Aug 2010
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| Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 6:42 am Post subject: |
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Only classy folks sign their name with "Mr."
And it's got to be legitimate. It's not like it's from Nigeria. |
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Koreadays
Joined: 20 May 2008
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| Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 6:45 am Post subject: |
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| lol.... i wonder if some poor smuck actually feel for it |
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Radius
Joined: 20 Dec 2009
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| Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 7:17 am Post subject: |
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Hey OP you should mess with him and lead him on like the guy does on this website:
http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/
^^^great desk warming site too, btw. |
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interestedinhanguk
Joined: 23 Aug 2010
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| Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 7:23 am Post subject: |
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| Radius wrote: |
Hey OP you should mess with him and lead him on like the guy does on this website:
http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/
^^^great desk warming site too, btw. |
NOT SAFE FOR WORK! (fanpage) |
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D.D.
Joined: 29 May 2008
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| Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 8:16 am Post subject: |
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| Koreadays wrote: |
| lol.... i wonder if some poor smuck actually feel for it |
hahaha "feel for it" hahahahahaha |
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Radius
Joined: 20 Dec 2009
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| Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 8:59 am Post subject: |
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| interestedinhanguk wrote: |
| Radius wrote: |
Hey OP you should mess with him and lead him on like the guy does on this website:
http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/
^^^great desk warming site too, btw. |
NOT SAFE FOR WORK! (fanpage) |
whoa, didnt see the fanpage...yea, better not check that part of the site at work |
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UknowsI
Joined: 16 Apr 2009
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| Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 10:15 am Post subject: |
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I am happy for you that you now have more economic freedom, but I have to warn you that these new found riches may have a dark side to them as well. Money will seldom make you happy, and you have to be careful how you spend them and what others will think of you. My first reaction to your post was that you are someone who should be protected from yourself. Flaunting your riches like this will likely soon part you from your fortune. My advice is to keep them to yourself and not spend any more than usual, however, use your riches to chose your employment without thinking of the salary. That is your true freedom.
I am also very sorry for your loss of your dear Andreas. I hope you will come over this traumatic time. You can easily be taken advantage of in such a situation of grief. What Mr. Abdullah offers you might see, like a good deal in your current situation, but he is also taking a large percentage of what is rightfull yours. He is asking for 50% of your inheritance, which amount of more than 6 million dollars. I would advice you not to accept his offer before you have negotiated better terms. |
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ed
Joined: 15 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 4:10 pm Post subject: um |
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| UknowsI wrote: |
I am happy for you that you now have more economic freedom, but I have to warn you that these new found riches may have a dark side to them as well. Money will seldom make you happy, and you have to be careful how you spend them and what others will think of you. My first reaction to your post was that you are someone who should be protected from yourself. Flaunting your riches like this will likely soon part you from your fortune. My advice is to keep them to yourself and not spend any more than usual, however, use your riches to chose your employment without thinking of the salary. That is your true freedom.
I am also very sorry for your loss of your dear Andreas. I hope you will come over this traumatic time. You can easily be taken advantage of in such a situation of grief. What Mr. Abdullah offers you might see, like a good deal in your current situation, but he is also taking a large percentage of what is rightfull yours. He is asking for 50% of your inheritance, which amount of more than 6 million dollars. I would advice you not to accept his offer before you have negotiated better terms. |
are you for real dude? |
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Kaypea
Joined: 09 Oct 2008
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| Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 4:30 pm Post subject: |
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| What kind of a high roller are you that you get such elaborate scam letters, complete with links to BBC news sites which prove that people died? The ones I recieve are much simpler. I think the last one I received was signed "Mr. Peter". Really? |
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UknowsI
Joined: 16 Apr 2009
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| Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 5:19 pm Post subject: Re: um |
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| ed wrote: |
| UknowsI wrote: |
I am happy for you that you now have more economic freedom, but I have to warn you that these new found riches may have a dark side to them as well. Money will seldom make you happy, and you have to be careful how you spend them and what others will think of you. My first reaction to your post was that you are someone who should be protected from yourself. Flaunting your riches like this will likely soon part you from your fortune. My advice is to keep them to yourself and not spend any more than usual, however, use your riches to chose your employment without thinking of the salary. That is your true freedom.
I am also very sorry for your loss of your dear Andreas. I hope you will come over this traumatic time. You can easily be taken advantage of in such a situation of grief. What Mr. Abdullah offers you might see, like a good deal in your current situation, but he is also taking a large percentage of what is rightfull yours. He is asking for 50% of your inheritance, which amount of more than 6 million dollars. I would advice you not to accept his offer before you have negotiated better terms. |
are you for real dude? |
I think my message is quite clear. |
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Nester Noodlemon
Joined: 16 Jan 2009
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| Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2010 6:09 am Post subject: |
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| UknowsI wrote: |
I am happy for you that you now have more economic freedom, but I have to warn you that these new found riches may have a dark side to them as well. Money will seldom make you happy, and you have to be careful how you spend them and what others will think of you. My first reaction to your post was that you are someone who should be protected from yourself. Flaunting your riches like this will likely soon part you from your fortune. My advice is to keep them to yourself and not spend any more than usual, however, use your riches to chose your employment without thinking of the salary. That is your true freedom.
I am also very sorry for your loss of your dear Andreas. I hope you will come over this traumatic time. You can easily be taken advantage of in such a situation of grief. What Mr. Abdullah offers you might see, like a good deal in your current situation, but he is also taking a large percentage of what is rightfull yours. He is asking for 50% of your inheritance, which amount of more than 6 million dollars. I would advice you not to accept his offer before you have negotiated better terms. |
I will just think of the 6 million dollars as a maintenance fee. I'm sure housing, pension, and insurance won't be provided. However, he seems like a really honest guy. Too, the economy isn't so good these days so I figure I better take any offer I can get. I will make sure I get a contract so I won't have anything to worry about!  |
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RMNC
Joined: 21 Jul 2010
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Tundra_Creature
Joined: 11 Jun 2009
Location: Canada
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| Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 8:22 am Post subject: |
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Looks like Nigeria isn't the only country giving away free money! Got this in my junk mail today.
Hello,
Inflation is rising everywhere due to the financial meltdown, and so is the cost of living but I have got a Nine million pounds proposal for you which will be of benefit to both of us.
I am a lawyer and i have sat on a 9 year forgotten financial inheritance. In few weeks time, this fund will be transferred to the state as required by law but not if we both collaborate and share the proceeds 60/40. Your part would be to receive the funds as the beneficiary and I will prepare the required documents and in just day's the funds would be transferred to you. Please reply this mail stating full name, age and phone details if you are interested. So i can start the claims process.
Many thanks in advance as i look forward to our partnership and trust.
Barr Mrs Chio Hung.
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