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machoman
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 Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2010 8:28 pm Post subject: big lols (about tsa) |
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so if you've been reading up on the news, TSA has gotten a lot of flack for their recent security shennanigans.
anyway, a dude got arrested for ejaculating on a TSA agent after a pat down. wtf??
http://current.com/entertainment/comedy/92829316_man-arrested-after-ejaculating-during-tsa-pat-down.htm
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A man who became aroused during a TSA pat-down was arrested after he ejaculated on an agent, according to a bizarre, unverified report.
From Dead Serious News:
A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after ejaculating while being patted down by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San Francisco, is being held without bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent.
According to Cummings� partner, Sergio Armani, Cummings has �multiple piercings on his manhood� which were detected during a full body scan. As a result, Cummings was pulled aside for a pat-down. Armani stated that the unidentified TSA agent spent �an inordinate amount of time groping� Cummings, who had apparently become sexually aroused. Cummings, who has a history of sexual dysfunction, ejaculated while the TSA agent�s hand was feeling the piercings. The TSA agent, according to several witnesses, promptly called for back up. Cummings was thrown to the ground and handcuffed.
A TSA spokesperson declined to comment on this specifc [sic] case, but said that anyone ejaculating during a pat-down would be subject to arrest.
Although the claims in the report have not been verified, the story has become a trending Internet topic. |
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TheUrbanMyth
Joined: 28 Jan 2003
Location: Retired
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| Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2010 9:01 pm Post subject: Re: big lols (about tsa) |
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| machoman wrote: |
so if you've been reading up on the news, TSA has gotten a lot of flack for their recent security shennanigans.
anyway, a dude got arrested for ejaculating on a TSA agent after a pat down. wtf??
http://current.com/entertainment/comedy/92829316_man-arrested-after-ejaculating-during-tsa-pat-down.htm
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A man who became aroused during a TSA pat-down was arrested after he ejaculated on an agent, according to a bizarre, unverified report.
From Dead Serious News:
A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after ejaculating while being patted down by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San Francisco, is being held without bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent.
According to Cummings� partner, Sergio Armani, Cummings has �multiple piercings on his manhood� which were detected during a full body scan. As a result, Cummings was pulled aside for a pat-down. Armani stated that the unidentified TSA agent spent �an inordinate amount of time groping� Cummings, who had apparently become sexually aroused. Cummings, who has a history of sexual dysfunction, ejaculated while the TSA agent�s hand was feeling the piercings. The TSA agent, according to several witnesses, promptly called for back up. Cummings was thrown to the ground and handcuffed.
A TSA spokesperson declined to comment on this specifc [sic] case, but said that anyone ejaculating during a pat-down would be subject to arrest.
Although the claims in the report have not been verified, the story has become a trending Internet topic. |
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It's already being discussed in another thread and the consensus is that it is fake. "Dead Serious News" and the name "Cummings" are just two of the tip-offs. |
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