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[cubanlord]

Ok..here are the rules:

You have to throw something at the next poster. The next person that reads this must react to what is being thrown at them, then throw something towards the next poster. For example.

John - throws kimchi at the next poster
Next Poster - Ducks allowing the kimchi to land on the floor. Throws an angry ajuma at the next poster....and so on.
I will go first....

Throws a 1 year contract (with no days off) at the next poster....

[joe_doufu]

... pulls a midnight run and throws a slightly used camera phone at the next poster...

[Chillin' Villain]

... camera phone lands on the sidewalk, Villain picks up adjacent dislodged sidewalk brick and hurls it at the next poster...

[peppermint]

Dodges brick, which knocks out the chicken delivery guy behind me. Out of control scooter coming towards. . .

[Billy Pilgrim]

Jumps on the scooter, weaves maniacally through bristling traffic sans helmet, and then slows down a little to chuck a puper cup full of silkworm lavae at the next poster.

[VanIslander]

I then proceed to eat the silkworm larvae and say "mmm, great after a night of sojuing around town." I then hurl the contents of my stomach at the next poster.

[Freezer Burn]

While covered in vomit, I take this as a sign from the gods to buy another bottle, I take a swig then pass it to the next poster

[captain kirk]

and going on a health kick I mix it with amino up, but am a little wobbly on the motorbike which nudges a signboard over, a picture of jin ji hyun advertising for oilbank gas. This teeters onto the next poster who ends up, head protruding through the signboard, appearing to be a sex goddess....

[endofthewor1d]

though my bald head would qualify me for ugliest sex-goddess worldwide, i am accosted by a drunk expat, whom i redirect towards the next poster.

[Hanson]

...who expertly avoids said drunk foreigner by feigning a phone conversation (always works!). Once drunk expat is outta sight, I find myself face-to-face with a loud vegetable-speaker truck which I pass along to the next poster...

[chronicpride]

...which runs over a passed out Chillin Villain, while I look on, squatting over my soju-induced barf pizza on the pavement, which some of my next dry heave sends a stray splatter and hits....

[cubanlord]

***gets GROSSED OUT by the vomit and proceeds to S@#! himself***

Throws newly soiled pants at the next poster

[livinginkorea]

...hmm smells like the crap ouside the Noraebang a while ago which reminds me of the time that I threw my right shoe at the next poster for doing it...

[Qinella]

... I dodge the gudu (Korean, right?) just in time, but it bludgeons a hot young agassi, who was just on her way to the club for a night out with the girls, smack in the kisser. She's furious about the fresh footprint on her face and runs screaming at me. Luckily for me, I'm a gazelle compared to a high-helled waif, and as I turn a corner I see a boondoggled foreigner staring straight up trying to read the neon signs. "Meee yooonggg sshhiiddd.. damnit, um.." She rounds the corner, sees this foreigner, thinks it's me, and ....

[guangho]