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Uncle Nukeday's Korean Public School Conspiracy Theories

 
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nukeday



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 7:27 pm    Post subject: Uncle Nukeday's Korean Public School Conspiracy Theories Reply with quote

1) Saying grace. All the Christian teachers at my school do a little moment of silent grace before eating. Perhaps I just hang out with a different crowd, but I've never seen or heard a Korean say grace when I've gone out to eat with them, and I'm sure at least some of them were hardcore Christians.

Reason? I'm thinking they do it specifically at school to create an image to the other teachers.

2) School lunch is designed to perpetuate the belief that you can only feel full by eating Korean food.

Typical school lunch goes like this: a usually hearty soup with meat and vegetables, a mountain of rice, one or two meats, and one or two vegetables.

Wednesday is foreign food day. Today it was:
bokkeum bap (with a smaller portion of rice than usual), seaweed soup, kimchi, strawberry cake, and ketchup. Ketchup was one of the sides!

One we also often have is Curry Wednesday. curry replaces the soup, then rice, kimchi, and i think last time a churro.

Jajangmyun (or bap) is another one, and the sides are similarly paltry. I think last time there were two, count em two, slices of that pickled yellow radish and then some kimchi. oh, and one small chicken skewer.

There is simply less food, and I always walk away hungry on Wednesday, despite not even getting close to finishing my food most days. Thus, Korean food makes you feel full.
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Steelrails



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 9:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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but I've never seen or heard a Korean say grace when I've gone out to eat with them, and I'm sure at least some of them were hardcore Christians.


I dunno- Me and the other NET are both pretty fundie. I'm a liberal evangelical who drinks and smokes (shame shame) but underneath that is some pretty X-tian oriented thought processes...I pray maybe 1/10 times I eat. The other NET went to Bible College and doesn't pray ever before her meals.

We have an ordained minister as one of our English Co-Teachers and he always prays. We also have a Pentecostal homeroom teacher and he always prays.

I dunno...amongst younger people we often tend to forget and just start noshing.

I miss shared saying of Grace.

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School lunch is designed to perpetuate the belief that you can only feel full by eating Korean food.


I dunno, on BiBimBap day its the same paltry amount of sides.

I'm trying to wean myself off of the "feeling full" as a barometer of food, and instead focusing more on nutrition. That being said, I think the posted nutrition information is an out and out lie.

My Crazy Korean School conspiracies-

1)Sports Day is there to teach kids how to march in case North Korea attacks and they have to get the kids onto trucks and get them outta there. No way its about athletics and school spirit and kids having fun.

2)The teachers at the Volleyball game on Wed. are all secretly plotting against me because I'm never there.

3)That the parents have complained about me dozens of times, but the only reason I still have a job is that the principal misunderstood me one time and thinks I have photos of him being scandalous.

4)The whole no outside shoes things is just a big thing put forth by the footwear lobby to make a buck.
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nukeday



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 9:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The young ladies (mid 20s) I work with all do their silent prayer too. i'd like to say "oh, it's just my school" but it's a public system and anyone could get placed here. maybe it's a seoul thing, being a heavily christian city.

my co-teacher agrees with you on sports day being some militaristic, patriotic event. it's imported from japan, though. or anyway, they do it too.

funny thing about inside shoes....our cafeteria and main school building are not connected on the main floor, so if you're not using the stairs, you have to walk outside in your indoor shoes. it's OK, though, the pavement is covered.


You reminded me of a more personal one:

My shoe cubby does not have a white name label. It did for awhile say "wonnamin" but that disappeared. They're trying to steal my slippers again. It will happen when I come back from vacation for the new school year.
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rumdiary



Joined: 05 Jun 2006

PostPosted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 10:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This story is fun and makes my eyes tickle!
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