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Hello and Happy Smurfday! - A newb's introduction!!!!

 
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Livewire



Joined: 27 Feb 2011
Location: BI-WINNING!

PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:00 am    Post subject: Hello and Happy Smurfday! - A newb's introduction!!!! Reply with quote

Hi there, I am Livewire, but call me LW if you like that better. Just don't call me Wive Liar - coz that's crazy!!

Anyhow, what better way of going about an introduction that letting you peek into my head a little and see how it works?

So today is my friend back home's birthday and I wrote her a facebook message saying 'Happy Smurfday!'

See, my idea is that everyone that is born, all around the world, in every country has one day in their life that is their 'Smurfday.'

The government office in charge of overseeing Smurfdays take the average life expectancy in that country and then use a random selector computer programme to pick a date at random any time between the day that person was born and the day they might die - and that is their SMURFDAY!

Everybody has one and when that day comes, you have to dress up as a smurf and so do all of your friends and you spend the day at a Smurf World type theme park doing Smurfy things, dressed up as the smurf of your choice and even talking like smurfs (for example - 'hey what's smurfing smurf' 'oh I'm smurfing pretty good, what's smurf with you?') until the day is over.

Pretty Smurfing neato idea right?

But - watch out for Gargamel....!

What do you guys think?

Pretty Smurftastic?

Or - What the smurf?

Okay, look forward to seeing you all on the boards!!!!

Very Happy
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SCAshley



Joined: 15 Nov 2010

PostPosted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 9:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Did they stop drug testing new teachers in the past 2 months??? Is this a real post? Shocked
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ESL Milk "Everyday



Joined: 12 Sep 2007

PostPosted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 9:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I like your style, Wive Liar.
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sadguy



Joined: 13 Feb 2011

PostPosted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 10:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i wish i could be smoking whatever livewire is smoking. i need to unwind.
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ESL Milk "Everyday



Joined: 12 Sep 2007

PostPosted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 10:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I approve of this thread 100%.

We need more harmless wackiness on this site.
Less heavy, boring narcissism and snarkiness.
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Underwaterbob



Joined: 08 Jan 2005
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 10:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXUNqwyYZ64
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Patrick Bateman



Joined: 21 Apr 2009
Location: Lost in Translation

PostPosted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 11:18 pm    Post subject: Re: Hello and Happy Smurfday! - A newb's introduction!!!! Reply with quote

Livewire wrote:

But - watch out for Gargamel....!
Very Happy


What about Azrael? Forgetting about him is not very Smurfy of you.

What would happen if Gargamel caught you?

What was that show with the seahorses with noodles for heads that ran alongside the Smurfs?
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Bondrock



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 12:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Welcome back Kentucker4.
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Perceptioncheck



Joined: 13 Oct 2008

PostPosted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 1:52 am    Post subject: Re: Hello and Happy Smurfday! - A newb's introduction!!!! Reply with quote

Patrick Bateman wrote:
Livewire wrote:

But - watch out for Gargamel....!
Very Happy


What about Azrael? Forgetting about him is not very Smurfy of you.

What would happen if Gargamel caught you?

What was that show with the seahorses with noodles for heads that ran alongside the Smurfs?


Snorks?

Who knows what would happen if we threw snorks into the mix.
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Livewire



Joined: 27 Feb 2011
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 10:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What's snorking smurf?

My boss got me way drunk tonight.

Aaaazriiieeeel!
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