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[Hindsight]

Thank you, Rupert Murdoch for making the world a better place.

Going, going ...

Time is running out if you want to read up on the latest world news in Britain's best selling newspaper.

Seems News of the World, "The world's greatest newspaper," is being shut down, and today is its last issue.

Can't understand why. Here's an archive of their Pulitzer Prize winning news coverage:

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/notw/nol_archive/


Some also-ran newspapers are a wee bit jealous of Rupert, like The New York Times:

[johnnyenglishteacher2]

Now if it can just take the Sun down with it... (goes into a happy daydream)

[Gorf]

I just wish people would stop calling it "hacking". Most people like the dead girl are too dumb to ever change their phone PIN so it's just a matter of calling her number and typing in "1234" or "1111" or "0000" or something. That ain't hacking, that's taking advantage of someone's stupidity.

[Hindsight]

[Hindsight]

Perhaps I should clarify my previous posts, having noticed over the years that Dave's posters and readers are not always proficient at detecting sarcasm, or other forms of subtle literary devices.

Perhaps I should clarify my previous paragraph regarding Dave's posters proficiency at detecting sarcasm. What I really mean is ... Oh, never mind.

Regarding Rupert Murdoch, I do not mean he actually made the world a better place (the World yes, the world no).

What I actually mean is he is the lowest form of pond scum the human race is capable of producing. He appeals to the very worst in human nature and seeks to profit from it by dragging the rest of humanity into the sewer with him.

While it is Mr. Murdoch's meddling in Britain that is in the news currently, his manipulation of politics and public opinion in the United States has caused damage beyond calculation, and continues to make things even worse.

Perhaps I have still not made myself clear.

Rupert Murdoch is the most selfish, vile, greedy, dishonest, dishonorable and mendacious creature to walk on the Planet Earth. The last remaining space shuttle should be refurbished to send him to the Moon and leave him there. Or better yet, Mars.

That's the ticket. I nominate Rupert Murdoch to be the first sentient being on Mars.

With a one-way ticket.

Now THAT would make the world a better place!

Have you no shame, Mr. Murdoch? Is there nothing you would not do for money and power?

You could have done good. You chose the opposite.

May you, Rupert Murdoch, rot for eternity in Hell, where I am sure you will feel right at home.

I hope this clarifies matters. I apologize for any confusion that may have arisen from my earlier posts.

[Friend Lee Ghost]

Hindsight, take off the kid gloves already! Tell us how you really feel.

<-- See that thing? It is called an emoticon. Since online we do not have the benefit of seeing your facial expressions and hearing your tone of voice, these can be very useful when trying to convey more complicated concepts such as sarcasm. Try it. You'll like it.

[ryanbrezzi]

Very nice sarcasm. Well executed.

[Hindsight]

[Hindsight]

And one more thing, while we're on the subject of Rupert Murdoch.

I was talking with an Australian woman who criticized American television as utter garbage.

Had she been to the United States? Of course not, she would never visit such a horrible country.

She had watched these American shows in Australia.

Now, let's see, who would be showing American television programs in Australia?

Rupert Murdoch.

And what programs would he be showing?

His Fox Network shows.

Yes, I would have to agree with her that most of Fox programing is utter garbage that belongs in the sewer. But there are many other networks, including PBS.

And where was Rupert Murdoch born?

In Australia.

(Yes, he became an American citizen so he could legally own an American television network, but actually he is an AINO - and American In Name Only.)

And she had the gall to blame the United States for this garbage?

Murdoch-owned News Corp' headquarters was in Adelaide, Australia until 2004, when many of his Australian staff and managers were moved to the U.S. and Britain.

Now, I don't want to blame all Australians for producing this monster. But I do suggest they be a bit more circumspect when criticizing other nations.

That includes the Republican Party, which Murdoch thinks he owns, along with the Tea Party.

And he is probably correct.

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[Friend Lee Ghost]

[Hindsight]

I'm a little confused. Is your name Dan Gerous?

Clever.

Solar flares run on an 11 year cycle. Every 11 years or so they reach a solar maximum and in between, 5.5 years later, they reach a solar minimum. During the solar maximum there are a lot of solar flares, hence the name. during the solar minimum two humongous vents form on the equator of the sun at about 180 degrees apart, with streams of solar plasma spouting out.

If you are, improbably, 10 years old or less, a solar maximum would be a new experience. If you are, say, 45 years old, you would have been through them about four times. Of course, some solar maximums are more max than others. What is so special about this one?

And then there's our meandering magnetic field, which is threatening to do a polar flip any century now. Now that could be interesting, especially when combined with a solar max. Did you know there are more forest fires during a solar max? So what would happen when the magnetic shield is down?

You are worrying about some measly little solar flares? What a wimp.

Now here's something to worry about: The clathrate gun hypothesis.

You wanna know how the earth ends? Read it and weep.

Stick around, buddy. It's going to get interesting.

Me, I'm planning to reincarnate on Andromeda. I hear they have good pizza.

You know who is going to inherit the world? Rupert Murdoch and his News Corp employees (and perhaps Rev. Sun Myung Moon and his moonies). What's left of it, that is.

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The latest on Rupert "Big Brother" Murdoch:

[Friend Lee Ghost]

[Cliff for King]

Aaaaaand back to topic...

Any sign of an apology for poor old "Now who's declared war on News International?" Vince Cable? I will admit (on a message board obviously, never in real life) to harbouring a tiny bit of sympathy for him, I think he may once have had a real, blood-pumping heart before it was ripped out and/or turned to stone by the coalition bad boys.

[Koreadays]

the world might end, but the sun will remain! hahahahah