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[nukeday]

i have a korean couple as my neighbors in an officetel. ive never seen them. i only hear them. yet, sometimes, judging by the sounds i hear, i swear i live in a possessed building

the male seems to never articulate words, just grunts, random sounds, and shouts. he also seems to lightly vomit on a near daily basis.

beyond that it's the both of them drunk while he shouts and the female cries out "oppa!!!!"

or she'd do the same while banging on the door. either she forgot or he changed the door code i imagine. this of course would go on for 20 minutes while i'd sit there laughing and eventually crank up some roots reggae to chill her out and stop banging on the door of an empty room.

they had a yapping dog for months. sometimes two. i haven't heard it in awhile. instead, for about a week i've been hearing a baby cry.

last night, at 5 am, the woman began screaming bloody murder. i mean, shrieking, piercing stuff. she then ran out into the hall and kept screaming. i could hear the screams becoming more distant. the male seemed to be consoling her.

from that kind of screaming i could only imagine the baby had died next door. i swear, these people are nuts.

[Radius]

IT'S SO COMMON. Probably a little bit of DV going on. And we wonder why Korean Kids are so violent They see and get a healthy dose of it at home.

[Underwaterbob]

I hate to be the grammar police, but this OP has to be the sloppiest, most incoherent piece of writing I've seen in some time. And I grade Korean middle-schoolers' essays!

[nukeday]

other than a grievous one word mistake in the first paragraph and improper switching between verb tenses, i don't see what's so bad. but then again, i am sleep deprived. you would be too if you heard what sounded like a woman being murdered at 5 am.

i guess i was trying to sum up the madness that i've been hearing for the past six months in too short a post. i suppose i should've just made a list, with bullets, for the powerpoint generation.

[madtownhustl]

[Underwaterbob]

Wow, some edits and improvements. You could stand to hit the shift key now and again as well.

[nukeday]

[machinoman]

[Steelrails]

[nukeday]

[Swampfox10mm]

That sounds like my house. Maybe we're neighbors.

Only it's my wife that grunts all of the time.

[nukeday]

They aren't coital sounds, ever, oddly enough. I've had those neighbors though, and boy do a lot of ladies put on a show. You must feel like He-man.

[Slowmotion]

[PardonTheInterruption]

Solution: pirate "Hobo with a Shotgun" and blast it from your apartment?

Your apartment life sounds wildly entertaining to me. You should write about it...oh, somehwhere other than this fourms board of course.

[CtotheB]

Record it. We want to hear it.