Korean Job Discussion Forums

[Tiberious aka Sparkles]

This is very difficult for me to write. Right now my hands are shaking so badly that I hope anyone reading this can sympathize with me, in case I've made some odd spelling mistakes. You see, last night, upon arriving home from work, I received the shock of my life.

No, I didn't find my wife in bed with another man. Yes, my daughter is fine, and cuter than ever. But still, I feel as though my world has just been ripped out from beneath me and torn completely assunder. I barely slept last night, and I've been chain smoking like Bruce Willis in The Last Boyscout. I think I might die at my desk right now of a heart-attack.

Last night I came home after a hard day's work, noticed that Wifey and Rapzilla were out, took a shower, threw on some jeans and a T-shirt, poured myself a double shot of Jack Daniel's (it helps me sleep) and cracked open a Budweiser. It was after turning from the kitchen counter that I saw what is now indellibly stamped in my mind, like burned retinas from staring at the sun for too long.

Sitting on the kitchen table was a pink visor; you probably know the kind. They are ubiquitously worn by ajummas. They look foolish.

And I think my wife purchased one.

I haven't asked her about it. I suppose there's a chance that one of her friends visited yesterday and mistakenly left it behind -- but I don't think so. It looked brand-new, and most damning of all, it still had the price tag attached to it. A gift for a friend, perhaps? Not likely. Who gives an ajumma-visor as a gift? No; I am convinced that Wifey bought the infernal thing for herself, which begs the question, "what the hell am I going to do?"

Confront her? Hide the thing? Burn it?

Maybe there really is no god, after all.

Sparkles*_*

[komtengi]

burn that sucka

[ryleeys]

Sparky, my heart goes out to ya.

I guess even the perfect women aren't really perfect...

[osangrl]

ooooooooooooooo.......... its all downhill from here. How you handle this, will affect the rest of you life.

[crazylemongirl]

In the words of my boys; aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish. I would buy her another stylie hat or perhaps a sun umbrella as a token of your love. And the darth visor should mysteriously 'disappear'

[Harin]

Tiberious aka Sparkles, you're such a drama queen. Jeez....

[ryleeys]

Harin,

Do you own a visor?

[kangnamdragon]

If she wears it, just wear something she does not like.

[Harin]

[Tiberious aka Sparkles]

[Tiberious aka Sparkles]

[Kristsoy]

dude i thought u had a real problem i want the 30 secs back that u waisted from my life

[Tiberious aka Sparkles]

[Swiss James]

That is terrifying, being the most positive I can be, maybe wifeys going to a fancy dress party as an ajumma. Halloween's only 5ish months away after all.

[Tiberious aka Sparkles]