Carbon
Joined: 28 Jan 2011
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 Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 6:27 am Post subject: Hilarity! |
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http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2011/08/10/glory-be-soldner-is-free/
Totally nuts. For fans of broken things.
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I have now played the first training mission. I skidded my Land Rover across some snow, then found a rock with which to assault the fuel tank. About 7 enemy infantrymen charged valiantly through a wall, leaving one man with a broken spine to aim mournfully at the sky. After I had massacred the physics-breaking assault force, I noticed an enemy tank mating with a tree. I entered the compound, and noted that the fuel tank was invisible. The remaining enemy soldier then proceeded to open fire upon the heavens, killing me.
This game is amazing. |
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I tried the first training mission. I drove my rover toward the fuel tank. About halfway there, my rover randomly caught fire. Thinking fast, I jumped out and got away from it, I would have to complete my journey on foot. Upon reaching the camp, I tried to pull out my assault rifle, only to find that none of the keys except 1 did anything. I would be taking on 7 guys, 2 cars and a tank with nothing but a knife. I walked up to the back wall of the camp and swung my knife, instantly destroying a large section of the wall. Upon seeing this, some of the men began running in circles, 1 of the cars quickly backed up, running over 2 of the men. 3 other men ran through the adjacent wall, aiming at the sky, toward a tree several feet away from me. Upon reaching the tree, one of them died, and the other promptly fell through the world. At this point, one of the remaining men ran up to me, ran inside of me, and spazzed out until one of the cars ran over both of us.
I don�t care when it was released, this is game of the year. |
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