Korean Job Discussion Forums

[the_curious]

The kind you send in with your resume, not the kind in Unreal Tournament.

Where can I get this done in Seoul? Any place in Kangnam or Itaewon would be great.

[Skippy]

Any good photo studio will do it.

OR look for a couple photo place. They where real popular years ago - took your photo, photoshopped it a touch, and then printed out.

Or course in the end I looked very white and my lips were so pink you thought I was wearing lipstick.

Look around student areas and major shopping areas.

Find one and bring a thumb drive to save the finished photo.

[Steelrails]

Looking for professional headshots? I am a Marine Crops trained sniper with over 15 years experience and a specialized background in jungle warfare. However various operations have resulted in extensive experience in urban settings as well. Whether its assassination of drug kingpins or removing undesirable politicians, me and my sniper team can take care of any problem you face.

I agree that nothing says professional in your resume like a well placed 7.62 round to the head of one of the security staff at the office. That kind of statement lets them know you mean business and are not to be trifled with in contract negotiations. A previous client employed us as contract negotiators and believe me, after that Hugo "El Jefe" Miereles was much more willing to be generous with his money. Not anybody can negotiate like that with "El Jefe", you need serious professionals at your side.

I am not familiar with this Unreal Tournament. However at a real Futbol Tournament my team was successful in taking out Col. Jose Rodriguez Zapata from 1000 yards away as he sat watching the soccer game. It doesn't get any more real than that.

Equipment you ask? Whether its a small caliber subsonic situation where stealth is important or a long range kill with a .50 cal round, my team will be sure to get the job done. We have all the latest electronics as well as helicopters and land vehicles for transportation and insertion.

Our rates are very reasonable, beginning at $250,000 U.S. Now you might say "But I can get some street hitman to shoot someone in the head for 1/20th the price." Let me tell you that cutting corners when it comes to a contracted kill is not in your best interests. When compared to other professional operations, our rates are practicable and secure. You can also take comfort in that we are an organization that believes in Social Responsibility and 10% of our profits go to Habitat for Humanity and the United Way. We are a family business.

If you are interested in further information simply hang a red baloon from your balcony on Monday, the 31st. Don't worry, we already know where you live. We will then contact you, though I must caution that we will extract you in a way that protects our anonymity (i.e. abduction and blindfolding in a van).

Look forward to working with you.

Max "Steelrails" Power. USMC (Ret.)





Sorry, I couldn't resist...Best of luck in the glamor shots search!

[The Floating World]

Sorry, been in Korea too long... tooo many pc rooms..... too many middle school clases.... gah..... no... can't not type it....... gaaaaaaaah....

HEADSHOT! FIRE IN THE HOLE!

MULTI KILL!!!!!!!!!!

[I-am-me]

For a second I thought about referring you to a few libyan rebel fighters.