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Tiger Beer



Joined: 07 Feb 2003

PostPosted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 5:12 pm    Post subject: I once was a Korea expat Reply with quote

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man who drank Cass Beer and had that kimchi taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a mans soul and faith
And I was round when the 1997 financial crisis occurred
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that I got paid
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
I stuck around HongDae town
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the bars and its kegs
Anastasia screamed in vain
I rode a scooter
Held a barpatrons rank
When the koreans raged
And the bodies stank
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
I watched with glee
While your administration and teachers
Fought for ten decades
For the money they made
I shouted out,
Who killed the kegs?
When after all
It was you and me
Let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of former cass beer and kimchi taste
And I laid traps for haters
Who get frustrated before they reached itaewon
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's confusing you
Is just the nature of my game
Just as every cop in korea is worthless
And all the expats are saints
As heads is tails
Just call me tiger beer
Cause I'm in need of some restraint
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I'll lay your soul to waste, um yeah
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down
Woo, who
Oh yeah, get on down
Oh yeah
Oh yeah!
Tell me baby, what's my name
Tell me honey, can ya guess my name
Tell me baby, what's my name
I tell you one time, you're to blame
Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah
What's my name
Tell me, baby, what's my name
Tell me, sweetie, what's my name
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah
I'm in Osaka
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eamo



Joined: 08 Mar 2003
Location: Shepherd's Bush, 1964.

PostPosted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 5:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good one, TB.
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WadRUG'naDoo



Joined: 15 Jun 2010
Location: Shanghai

PostPosted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 7:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Poor effort.

You watched Glee?
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