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Illysook
Joined: 30 Jun 2008
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 9:01 pm Post subject: New Hagwon Concepts...how would you make a mint? |
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Here's my idea:
Granny's English!
Logo: kindly grey haired woman
She's reading a story to enraptured toddlers!
Grandpa stands nearby ready to change a diaper on a moment's notice!
They are super-nice and they are super-teacher's
It will make so much money that it will turn the Hagwon industry around and schools will be fighting over and writing special advertisements looking for those who want a second career...especially if they are qualified teachers, as credentials and experience will begin to count in the Korean ESL marketplace!
And okay, yeah...it's a fantasy, but what would you do? |
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minos
Joined: 01 Dec 2010 Location: kOREA
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 10:05 pm Post subject: |
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Actually, it's a pretty good idea. Plenty of destitute older ladies would do it. Gotta earn a living.
However teachers have nice pensions(so I've heard) so I'm not sure if the retired ones would come here. |
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plchron
Joined: 26 Feb 2011 Location: Korea
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 11:27 pm Post subject: |
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| I had a good idea for an asian car wash. Having white people wash asian's cars. We get a bunch of people with college degrees to come over and give them the same benefits as teachers. But they would wash executive's cars. In the building with the cash register we would have a profile of each car washer. The customer could choose.Do they want an engineering major from Harvard or do they want a political science major from NYU, etc.. I would charge them 100,000 won for the hand wash done by the foriegner. Then I would have a VIP membership plan where hot american girls would wash the car for more money. I think the girls might be to expensive, so I would just truck in some from eastern europe and tell the customers that the girls are not supposed to speak. |
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murmanjake

Joined: 21 Oct 2008
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Ribena
Joined: 07 Apr 2011 Location: UK
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 1:36 am Post subject: |
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You need to get the early retirement crowd who have had enough with the latest government initative and want out of the state school system full of feral kids. They have got rid of their own kids, paid-off their mortage and want a little adventure.
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| Then I would have a VIP membership plan where hot american girls would wash the car for more money. I think the girls might be to expensive, so I would just truck in some from eastern europe and tell the customers that the girls are not supposed to speak. |
I don't think people would pay for "hot American girls" I think your branding is all wrong. American girls have too many "fat" sterotypes. I think you need to market then as "California girls" and have lots of annoying Katy Perry music playing in the background as fake Californian girls from some poor Eastern European backwater roll around in the car bonnet in bubbles. You should have a "viewing area" where people can watch. |
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whiteshoes
Joined: 14 Apr 2009
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 4:37 am Post subject: |
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| Ribena wrote: |
You need to get the early retirement crowd who have had enough with the latest government initative and want out of the state school system full of feral kids. They have got rid of their own kids, paid-off their mortage and want a little adventure.
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| Then I would have a VIP membership plan where hot american girls would wash the car for more money. I think the girls might be to expensive, so I would just truck in some from eastern europe and tell the customers that the girls are not supposed to speak. |
I don't think people would pay for "hot American girls" I think your branding is all wrong. American girls have too many "fat" sterotypes. I think you need to market then as "California girls" and have lots of annoying Katy Perry music playing in the background as fake Californian girls from some poor Eastern European backwater roll around in the car bonnet in bubbles. You should have a "viewing area" where people can watch. |
Where I'm from we call that a strip club. |
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SeoulNate

Joined: 04 Jun 2010 Location: Hyehwa
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 5:26 am Post subject: |
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lol, amazing. |
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Illysook
Joined: 30 Jun 2008
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 7:43 am Post subject: |
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| I keep getting recruited for teaching English lessons through Skype but they don't pay much and it seems kinda sketch, so if that's how people are advertising, I reallllly don't want to. |
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meangradin

Joined: 10 Mar 2006
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 1:31 pm Post subject: |
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| it is sort of related to the op, but teaching lessons to retired people has been an expanding business for a few years now. of course, i first read about it in relation to japan, where it has become quite popular. as far as i know, it has not caught on in korea, but as a hagwon owner, i'm thinking of giving it a try. |
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FDNY
Joined: 27 Sep 2010
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 10:43 pm Post subject: |
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| A hogwan to teach survival Korean to expats. Teachers would be female, young, pretty and topless. I think the rest would fall nicely into place. |
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Ribena
Joined: 07 Apr 2011 Location: UK
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 11:56 pm Post subject: |
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| meangradin wrote: |
| it is sort of related to the op, but teaching lessons to retired people has been an expanding business for a few years now. of course, i first read about it in relation to japan, where it has become quite popular. as far as i know, it has not caught on in korea, but as a hagwon owner, i'm thinking of giving it a try. |
In they had that kind of thing in the UK, you would have to teach the pensioners how to talk about their grankids and the what was happening on Corrie and Eastenders. |
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Illysook
Joined: 30 Jun 2008
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 2:45 am Post subject: |
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| Can we stick to ideas that don't involve nudity? Not too many ex-pat women are going to be interested in Topless Survival Korean and this country already has plenty of "barbershops." |
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Sinnerman
Joined: 19 Feb 2011
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 5:31 pm Post subject: |
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| If you could somehow create those little teaching pods they had on Vulcan, you would make a mint. When I saw that scene in the last Star Trek, I instantly envisioned this would someday be a part of Korean education . |
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Ribena
Joined: 07 Apr 2011 Location: UK
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 5:44 pm Post subject: |
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| Illysook wrote: |
| Can we stick to ideas that don't involve nudity? Not too many ex-pat women are going to be interested in Topless Survival Korean and this country already has plenty of "barbershops." |
What useful classes could be put on for ex-pat women? |
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Rutherford
Joined: 31 Jul 2007
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Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 5:00 am Post subject: |
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| What useful classes could be put on for ex-pat women? |
Fitness classes. |
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