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swinewho
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Steelrails
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| This reminds me of a cartoon I saw in MAD Magazine. Guy has a condom vending machine next to his store that is getting no action. Guy has a stroke of genius- Buys a second condom machine. On the first one he puts "small condoms". On the second one he puts "LARGE condoms". As you can imagine this results in a line all around the corner. |
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bekinseki
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Location: Korea
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| Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 8:26 pm Post subject: |
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| This wouldn't be necessary if they were to make condoms out of an elastic material that stretches out. |
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weso1
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This doesn't tackle the girth issue, which I've found to be the bigger problem.
Length ways, I'm only slightly larger than average and in that respect most standard large sizes fit. However, I'm as big around a child's forearm. This is much more troublesome. Some condoms cut off circulation or leave a deep indentation that can last for days. |
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eamo
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Location: Shepherd's Bush, 1964.
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| Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 9:13 pm Post subject: Re: How do you measure up :) |
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| swinewho wrote: |
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2071019/TheyFit-sells-custom-condoms-95-different-sizes.html
I just got caught pressing mine up to the monitor - note to others, print the chart off! |
Can't print it off......only have A4 paper!!  |
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sojuncoke
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| Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2011 1:40 am Post subject: |
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| weso1 wrote: |
This doesn't tackle the girth issue, which I've found to be the bigger problem.
Length ways, I'm only slightly larger than average and in that respect most standard large sizes fit. However, I'm as big around a child's forearm. This is much more troublesome. Some condoms cut off circulation or leave a deep indentation that can last for days. |
it measures girth too. see those smaller numbers on the side? you wrap your *beep* with the measuring tape. |
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flakfizer
Joined: 12 Nov 2004
Location: scaling the Cliffs of Insanity with a frayed rope.
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| Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2011 4:54 am Post subject: |
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| Steelrails wrote: |
| This reminds me of a cartoon I saw in MAD Magazine. Guy has a condom vending machine next to his store that is getting no action. Guy has a stroke of genius- Buys a second condom machine. On the first one he puts "small condoms". On the second one he puts "LARGE condoms". As you can imagine this results in a line all around the corner. |
I think the only time a laughed at bathroom graffiti is some I read on a condom vending machine in a college bathroom. "Don't buy this gum - it tastes like rubber!" |
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pegasus64128
Joined: 20 Aug 2011
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| Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2011 4:38 pm Post subject: Re: How do you measure up :) |
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| swinewho wrote: |
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2071019/TheyFit-sells-custom-condoms-95-different-sizes.html
I just got caught pressing mine up to the monitor - note to others, print the chart off! |
Japan already sells contraceptives where you can decide how thick the rubber is. They're here in Korea now too. You can get ones as thin as 0.03mm (feels "almost" like you don't have one) . The thinner the better I think, but that's me! I'd gamble before wearing the industrial rubber ones - no matter how well they fit. Maybe it's because I'm Catholic, or maybe I just prefer Asian sensibilities on the matter. No idea
The Okamoto zero zero three.
http://www.condomsjapan.com/?mode=2&category=3&id=1005 |
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Mix1
Joined: 08 May 2007
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| Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 7:24 pm Post subject: Re: How do you measure up :) |
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| pegasus64128 wrote: |
| swinewho wrote: |
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2071019/TheyFit-sells-custom-condoms-95-different-sizes.html
I just got caught pressing mine up to the monitor - note to others, print the chart off! |
Japan already sells contraceptives where you can decide how thick the rubber is. They're here in Korea now too. You can get ones as thin as 0.03mm (feels "almost" like you don't have one) . The thinner the better I think, but that's me! I'd gamble before wearing the industrial rubber ones - no matter how well they fit. Maybe it's because I'm Catholic, or maybe I just prefer Asian sensibilities on the matter. No idea
The Okamoto zero zero three.
http://www.condomsjapan.com/?mode=2&category=3&id=1005 |
From the website: "New feelings. Warmth easily go through." Sounds like a good company slogan. |
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