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Kwangjuchicken
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Location: I was abducted by aliens on my way to Korea and forced to be an EFL teacher on this crazy planet.
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 Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2011 3:46 am Post subject: 11/11/11 Rapture |
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| Well, there were many people who thought the rapture was going to happen on 11/11/11. And, it seems they were wrong. However, maybe it did happen. And now they can make a new movie about it. TITLE: "Everyone Was Left Behind". |
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Gorf
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| Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 3:36 am Post subject: |
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| Wow man, I can't believe you don't have your own HBO comedy special yet |
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wallythewhale
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| Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 10:08 pm Post subject: |
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| Let's shoot for 12/12/12. |
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Kwangjuchicken
Joined: 01 Sep 2003
Location: I was abducted by aliens on my way to Korea and forced to be an EFL teacher on this crazy planet.
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| Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 10:30 pm Post subject: |
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| Gorf wrote: |
| Wow man, I can't believe you don't have your own HBO comedy special yet |
Well, in that case here is a story for you.
There was this EFL teacher teaching in a Christian School. She had many problems and wanted to do a midnight run. However, she was worried about getting into trouble. So, she planned to leave on a Friday night. She had everything ready to go. That day she went to school wearing an outfit that no one would ever forget. She wore a red evening gown, and a huge cross that she had bought just for that day (not the little one that she normally wore that was very special to her). Also, she had a big yellow ribbon in her hair, She had never had a ribbon in her hair before. Then she goes back to her apartment (the school's housing).
Once back at the apartment, she takes off all of her clothes and drops them in a pile in the middle of the room. She takes off the big cross and the yellow ribbon and drop them on top of the pile. Then she gets dressed, puts on her special little cross and dashes off to the airport.
Monday comes and she is not at school. In the late afternoon the boss goes to the apartment. He sees the pile of clothes with the big cross and yellow ribbon and says, "Oh my God. She raptured.... and I was left behind." |
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drcrazy
Joined: 19 Feb 2003
Location: Pusan. Yes, that's right. Pusan NOT Busan. I ain't never been to no place called Busan
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| Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2011 10:09 pm Post subject: |
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| Kwangjuchicken wrote: |
| Gorf wrote: |
| Wow man, I can't believe you don't have your own HBO comedy special yet |
Well, in that case here is a story for you.
There was this EFL teacher teaching in a Christian School. She had many problems and wanted to do a midnight run. However, she was worried about getting into trouble. So, she planned to leave on a Friday night. She had everything ready to go. That day she went to school wearing an outfit that no one would ever forget. She wore a red evening gown, and a huge cross that she had bought just for that day (not the little one that she normally wore that was very special to her). Also, she had a big yellow ribbon in her hair, She had never had a ribbon in her hair before. Then she goes back to her apartment (the school's housing).
Once back at the apartment, she takes off all of her clothes and drops them in a pile in the middle of the room. She takes off the big cross and the yellow ribbon and drop them on top of the pile. Then she gets dressed, puts on her special little cross and dashes off to the airport.
Monday comes and she is not at school. In the late afternoon the boss goes to the apartment. He sees the pile of clothes with the big cross and yellow ribbon and says, "Oh my God. She raptured.... and I was left behind." |
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Kwangjuchicken
Joined: 01 Sep 2003
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I stopped smoking over 10 years ago after having been a chain smoker for many yeas. Well it is not entirely true because about once a month I will just have 1. Some months none. So, I probably average about 9 cigarettes a year. What I do is find a store (a 7/11, etc.) where I run little risk of being seen by anyone who knows me; especially a student. I will buy a pack of Marlboro Reds and a lighter. Then I set at a table out side of the store and smoke one and then see if someone wants the rest (very often do) and if not I just throw the rest of the pack and the lighter in the trash.
The other day I was having one. One of my students came by and saw he. He was so shocked. And here is word for word the brief conversation we had.
Student: "I did not know you smoked."
Me: "I don't, this is just me pretending I smoke."
Well he did not buy that story so then the conversation continued.
Student: "What do you think would happen if the rapture happened while you were smoking?
Me: "That is an easy question to answer. I will be taken and the cigarette will be left behind." |
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