flakfizer

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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 3:42 pm Post subject: top 100 quotes of the year (espn page 2) |
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Some of these quotes are great and some of the links are even better.
A few examples:
47. "Horse herpes outbreak forces rodeo queens to ride stick ponies."
-- Actual headline on the website of television station KSL, the NBC affiliate in Salt Lake City
20. "Actually when I was in college, they didn't teach me how to pay parking tickets. I didn't take the class. I blame that on my professors."
-- Lakers forward Metta World Peace, on the unpaid parking tickets that temporarily held up his bid to change his legal name from Ron Artest
Page 2 spin: Who would've thought unpaid parking tickets would be the biggest obstacle to achieving World Peace?
30. "I know one thing about these guys: They're not going to stop quitting."
-- Dolphins quarterback Chad Henne
ANd a great link from number 32 about Kim Jong-il. http://espn.go.com/espn/page2/index?id=7369649
Anyway, the link to the quotes is here: http://espn.go.com/espn/page2/story/_/id/7384752/page-2-proudly-reveals-100-most-sublime-nuggets-brilliance-foolishness-12-months |
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