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jazzmaster
Joined: 30 Sep 2013
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Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2014 12:12 am Post subject: Kloud beer |
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I bought a can of Kloud beer by Lotte last night in a 7eleven. It's a fairly standard K-style pilsner. Poured clear light yellow with a little carbonation. The head died very quickly. Taste was similar to most other Korean beers. Bland with little aftertaste. It's no better than any other Korean beer, and it seems today my bowel movement was loose, as is normal when I drink Korean mass produced beer. I don't know what they put in the beer here but it goes through me like Drano.
Overall it is a waste of money, time, and energy buying Kloud. Koreans have proven to me time and time again that they can't make a decent beer. My advice is to avoid Kloud and all other Korean beers. Save your money for decent beers. |
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Who's Your Daddy?
Joined: 30 May 2010 Location: Victoria, Canada.
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Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2014 12:25 am Post subject: |
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Thanks for the post. |
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Jongno2bucheon
Joined: 11 Mar 2014
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Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2014 1:47 am Post subject: |
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You sound angry. Are you gointo shoot up an elementary school now? Whites have time and time again proven that they have anger management problems and shoot children as a result. Especially over beer and minorities. |
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jazzmaster
Joined: 30 Sep 2013
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Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2014 2:53 am Post subject: |
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I would encourage fellow posters not to reply to J2B's stupidity. Let's try and keep this thread about Kloud beer. |
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nicwr2002
Joined: 17 Aug 2011
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Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2014 5:50 am Post subject: |
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Aleston wasn't that good either. The Aleston black was the better tasting one, but so far the Queen's bitter has been the best so far feom the Korean companies. |
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wanderkind
Joined: 01 Jan 2012 Location: Japan
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Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2014 6:03 am Post subject: Re: Kloud beer |
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jazzmaster wrote: |
I bought a can of Kloud beer by Lotte last night in a 7eleven. It's a fairly standard K-style pilsner. Poured clear light yellow with a little carbonation. The head died very quickly. Taste was similar to most other Korean beers. Bland with little aftertaste. It's no better than any other Korean beer, and it seems today my bowel movement was loose, as is normal when I drink Korean mass produced beer. I don't know what they put in the beer here but it goes through me like Drano.
Overall it is a waste of money, time, and energy buying Kloud. Koreans have proven to me time and time again that they can't make a decent beer. My advice is to avoid Kloud and all other Korean beers. Save your money for decent beers. |
...unless you're feeling a little backed up and want to take the express train to motility.
Actually though, isn't true of all alcohol? Tequila especially. That'll sand-blast your colon.
Not surprisingly, the internet has an answer.
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Why_do_you_poop_a_lot_after_drinking_alcohol?#slide=1 |
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Steelrails

Joined: 12 Mar 2009 Location: Earth, Solar System
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Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2014 9:27 am Post subject: |
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Jongno2bucheon wrote: |
You sound angry. Are you gointo shoot up an elementary school now? Whites have time and time again proven that they have anger management problems and shoot children as a result. Especially over beer and minorities. |
Dude, shut up.
Anyways, the best Korean version of Western alcohol remains the cheap bliss that is Captain Q. It joins the great line of cheap, memorable, and next-day regrettable alcohols like Carlo Rossi, Red Dog, Steel Reserve, and Ten High.
As far as K-beers, tried the Queen's- meh. I guess if that was their default beer it wouldn't get the hate the Hite and Cass do, but as a 'Premium' it is decidedly underwhelming. I'd rather have a basic Max than a 'Premium' Queen's Ale, and from what it sounds like, a Kloud. |
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Mix1
Joined: 08 May 2007
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Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2014 5:37 pm Post subject: Re: Kloud beer |
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jazzmaster wrote: |
I bought a can of Kloud beer by Lotte last night in a 7eleven. It's a fairly standard K-style pilsner. Poured clear light yellow with a little carbonation. The head died very quickly. Taste was similar to most other Korean beers. Bland with little aftertaste. It's no better than any other Korean beer, and it seems today my bowel movement was loose, as is normal when I drink Korean mass produced beer. I don't know what they put in the beer here but it goes through me like Drano.
Overall it is a waste of money, time, and energy buying Kloud. Koreans have proven to me time and time again that they can't make a decent beer. My advice is to avoid Kloud and all other Korean beers. Save your money for decent beers. |
Yeah I don't know what they put in the beer either, but it doesn't agree with me at all. Instant headache, groggy buzz, and headache the next day, even after only one glass.
Tried a couple of the newer Korean beers at a friends the other night. They are basically the same thing as the other junk they make, just marketed in fancier packaging with a foreign looking packaging/logo.
They know foreign beers are growing in popularity here and want a piece of the pie, so it seems to be basically a rebranding effort than an actual upgrade of the beer. |
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SeoulNate

Joined: 04 Jun 2010 Location: Hyehwa
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Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2014 5:38 pm Post subject: |
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bought a few cans over the weekend.
drank half of one, threw the rest out.
terrible in my opinion. Rather drink Cass, which is saying something. |
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atwood
Joined: 26 Dec 2009
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Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2014 7:23 pm Post subject: |
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Thanks for the info. I've been tempted to try the new beers but now I know not to. |
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jazzmaster
Joined: 30 Sep 2013
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Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2014 3:41 am Post subject: |
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nicwr2002 wrote: |
Aleston wasn't that good either. The Aleston black was the better tasting one, but so far the Queen's bitter has been the best so far feom the Korean companies. |
I agree. I tried both the Alestons and they were pretty dire. I think what Mix1 said hit the nail on the head: Korean companies aren't interested in making a decent beer, their sole interest remains sales. They will cut as many corners as possible to maximize their profits. In most of our countries there will be small microbrewers who use the quality and taste of their beers as a way to ensure profits, I think the closest mentality to that in Korea is 7brau. It's very sad. |
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World Traveler
Joined: 29 May 2009
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Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2014 6:32 am Post subject: Re: Kloud beer |
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Mix1 wrote: |
jazzmaster wrote: |
I don't know what they put in the beer here but it goes through me like Drano.
Overall it is a waste of money, time, and energy buying Kloud. Koreans have proven to me time and time again that they can't make a decent beer. My advice is to avoid Kloud and all other Korean beers. Save your money for decent beers. |
Yeah I don't know what they put in the beer either, but it doesn't agree with me at all. Instant headache, groggy buzz, and headache the next day, even after only one glass. |
I was told Korean beer companies put chemicals in the beer to make it ferment faster. |
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radish kimchi
Joined: 20 Mar 2014
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Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2014 6:35 am Post subject: |
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My approach is I buy a lot of one beer I know I like and then I experiment with 1 can/bottle of something I never had before. If it is bad, just mix a little with the beer you like. You won't notice it and the bad beer won't go to waste. One exception is REEB beer, never buy REEB.
This is another tip from your drunk uncle Earl. |
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Stain
Joined: 08 Jan 2014
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Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2014 6:41 am Post subject: |
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As a hardcore alcoholic who will partake of rubbing alcohol if low on funds, I must say I found Kloud beer refreshing. |
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SeoulNate

Joined: 04 Jun 2010 Location: Hyehwa
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Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2014 4:40 pm Post subject: |
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Stain wrote: |
As a hardcore alcoholic who will partake of rubbing alcohol if low on funds, I must say I found Kloud beer refreshing. |
I know thats a joke, but just in case... that shit will kill you. Killed my repressed alcoholic uncle 10 years back. |
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