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fromtheuk
Joined: 31 Mar 2007
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 Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2014 11:48 am Post subject: Almost |
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Dear All,
It's been a while since I've posted a thread but I feel this needs to be said.
In recent days, I have had incredibly strong feelings about women, not the purely physical kind either. I have realized that I love all women, almost as much as my own mother.
I really love them all (especially the pretty ones) and I love all of them, including the ones that could care less whether I live or die.
It's disappointing I have no personality in real life and I am also full of self-loathing in the romance department and that's why I have no chance of being with a woman. I'm a total recluse. Nevertheless, I love all women almost as much as my own mother! Why?
Well, they look nice and are naturally kind, loving and sensitive.  |
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Died By Bear
Joined: 13 Jul 2010
Location: On the big lake they call Gitche Gumee
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| Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2014 1:49 pm Post subject: |
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| We were hoping you'd gone and joined ISIS to fight for the caliphate. |
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wanderkind
Joined: 01 Jan 2012
Location: Japan
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| Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2014 4:26 pm Post subject: |
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I feel like this is what an inept serial killer would say to try and throw people off.
Everyone has a personality, some just aren't 'conventionally appealing'.
Have you tried speed dating? You should try out one of those things in Itaewon that get advertised here once in a while. Get a little experience talking to strangers.
Also like...I don't know the backstory, but if you implied at some point in the past you might join ISIS...that's a good place to start as far as self-improvement is concerned. |
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SeoulNate
Joined: 04 Jun 2010
Location: Hyehwa
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| Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2014 4:40 pm Post subject: |
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| wanderkind wrote: |
I feel like this is what an inept serial killer would say to try and throw people off.
Everyone has a personality, some just aren't 'conventionally appealing'.
Have you tried speed dating? You should try out one of those things in Itaewon that get advertised here once in a while. Get a little experience talking to strangers.
Also like...I don't know the backstory, but if you implied at some point in the past you might join ISIS...that's a good place to start as far as self-improvement is concerned. |
**makes airplane motion with hand over head** |
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Lucas
Joined: 11 Sep 2012
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| Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2014 5:36 pm Post subject: |
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| OP, getting sick of men? |
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le-paul
Joined: 07 Apr 2009
Location: dans la chambre
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| Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2014 6:46 pm Post subject: |
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| Id rather have a fight with a man than a woman any day... |
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tanklor1
Joined: 13 Jun 2006
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PRagic
Joined: 24 Feb 2006
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| Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 9:00 pm Post subject: |
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| Ecstacy is illegal here. Step away from the furry pillow and let yourself come down from the love-all-in-wonder cloud. |
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Zyzyfer
Joined: 29 Jan 2003
Location: who, what, where, when, why, how?
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| Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 10:38 pm Post subject: |
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| SeoulNate wrote: |
| wanderkind wrote: |
I feel like this is what an inept serial killer would say to try and throw people off.
Everyone has a personality, some just aren't 'conventionally appealing'.
Have you tried speed dating? You should try out one of those things in Itaewon that get advertised here once in a while. Get a little experience talking to strangers.
Also like...I don't know the backstory, but if you implied at some point in the past you might join ISIS...that's a good place to start as far as self-improvement is concerned. |
**makes airplane motion with hand over head** |
**add prop plane sound effect** |
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fromtheuk
Joined: 31 Mar 2007
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| Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 11:11 pm Post subject: |
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I haven't mentioned joining any group.
Clearly, no comments from women on my thread and that's why I could never love women. Ha! |
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Zyzyfer
Joined: 29 Jan 2003
Location: who, what, where, when, why, how?
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| Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2014 12:38 am Post subject: |
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| fromtheuk wrote: |
| Clearly, no comments from women on my thread... |
That's because you need to do some ecstasy and join ISIS first. |
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fromtheuk
Joined: 31 Mar 2007
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| Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2014 7:40 am Post subject: |
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Drugs are not clever, only a man would say that. And encouraging people to join ISIS might make you guilty of terrorism offences.
I love women. |
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Cave Dweller
Joined: 17 Aug 2014
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2014 5:57 pm Post subject: |
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That makes you in the minority among your muslim friends, now doesn't it?
| fromtheuk wrote: |
Drugs are not clever, only a man would say that. And encouraging people to join ISIS might make you guilty of terrorism offences.
I love women. |
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KimchiNinja
Joined: 01 May 2012
Location: Gangnam
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| Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2014 8:18 pm Post subject: |
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| I love the absurdity of Dave's, but this is just creepy/weird. |
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fromtheuk
Joined: 31 Mar 2007
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| Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 10:23 am Post subject: |
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I think we have a few posters on here that believe everything they see on tv. I also don't have many friends anyway, thankfully!
I have lost count the number of threads I have started where everyone but myself is unable to stay on topic, mainly due to their own prejudice getting in the way and yet these very same posters perceive themselves to be enlightened and open-minded. 
I remember when I was younger I used to often feel protective of Martika because she was so lovely.
Aren't there any men that love women anymore? |
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