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How to Sit Like An Alpha Male
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creeper1



Joined: 30 Jan 2007

PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 5:50 pm    Post subject: How to Sit Like An Alpha Male Reply with quote

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTopDJcx7C4

Wow. I post this up for comedic value.

Dave's esl posters often insult each other for being "beta males"

I guess we need to be sitting with our laptops in a dominant position when posting

Obviously they are struggling so much with women that they study this PUA garbage out there.

Has it really gotten so bad that guys are actually examining how they sit? And receiving intstruction on how to sit. Laughing
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joelove



Joined: 12 May 2011

PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 7:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Where did this alpha and beta stuff come from? Shouldn't we maybe be more concerned with being decent people? The Internet is used by many it seems as a way to regress into childish attacks. You can see this in many comments, often laden with misspellings or capital letters and exclamations. Where all this comes from, who knows? It shows a disdain for people. Reading youtube comments is just the best. I wonder how many people have any command of English. Or is it just angry young people?
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Lucas



Joined: 11 Sep 2012

PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 8:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Where did this alpha and beta stuff come from?


I'm more of a gamma male - I always reach maximum penetration!
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le-paul



Joined: 07 Apr 2009
Location: dans la chambre

PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 8:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I thought alpha males sat with their legs as wide as possible on subways and buses so everyone has to squeeze on the seat near them.
These are the types of people who i usually kick when i sit down... pricks.
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Old Painless



Joined: 01 Jan 2014

PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 11:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

le-paul wrote:
I thought alpha males sat with their legs as wide as possible on subways and buses so everyone has to squeeze on the seat near them.
These are the types of people who i usually kick when i sit down... pricks.



When someone sits like the OP's video example on the subway, you grab his shoe and toss it out the subway doors. They'll have to chase after their shoe, and you won't ever see them again. Hopefully.
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jleblanc



Joined: 23 Aug 2012

PostPosted: Thu Dec 04, 2014 1:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't understand what this man thinks the benefit of being an alpha (human) male is. Does he think these "beta males" don't get the opportunity to mate? There are plenty of, for lack of a better term, "alpha females" out there for these so called beta males to meet. I think I lack the testosterone to understand this.
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tiger fancini



Joined: 21 Mar 2006
Location: Testicles for Eyes

PostPosted: Thu Dec 04, 2014 1:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I couldn't watch more than 20 seconds without thinking, "What an absolute tit," and turning it off. Do people really go for this kind of thing?
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jleblanc



Joined: 23 Aug 2012

PostPosted: Thu Dec 04, 2014 1:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

tiger fancini wrote:
I couldn't watch more than 20 seconds without thinking, "What an absolute tit," and turning it off. Do people really go for this kind of thing?


You should watch the whole thing. It's actually quite funny. At one point I was thinking, "What a douche," and right after I did he says something like, "Now many people would think, 'What a douche'"… Very Happy At least he's aware…sort of.
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le-paul



Joined: 07 Apr 2009
Location: dans la chambre

PostPosted: Thu Dec 04, 2014 5:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

tiger fancini wrote:
I couldn't watch more than 20 seconds without thinking, "What an absolute tit," and turning it off. Do people really go for this kind of thing?


He actually asks at one point, 'if an attactive woman walks by and sees you sitting like this, what will she think?'.
She would probably think 'what an absolute tit' too. Laughing
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caniff



Joined: 03 Feb 2004
Location: All over the map

PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2014 12:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Funny video - too bad the comments section is disabled.
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Mix1



Joined: 08 May 2007

PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2014 4:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

jleblanc wrote:
I think I lack the testosterone to understand this.

That's possible.
But there really are people like this. There was a guy at our company who was always posturing and soft-bullying and everything was a pi**ing contest for him. Some of the behavior is natural for guys, but a lot is about overcompensation and actually a lack of self confidence.

Sunglasses while filming? What a tool.
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schwa



Joined: 18 Jan 2003
Location: Yap

PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2014 6:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gay guy advising alphas. Rich.
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EastisEast



Joined: 29 May 2014
Location: Canada

PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2014 7:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

So Sorry, Alpha Male Man has a point ....

Is it even possible to sit for a long time with your legs crossed? I can't do it without my legs going numb. Its un natural and painful for me at least. But thats just the ergonomics...

Women instinctively do not like men who act like women, even crossing their legs like a woman would do! This includes giggling or showing too much giddy emotion, or clapping your hands in delight ..

Try going out with a woman and every time you sit with her cross your legs the way 'beta' males do and tell me she would not notice and think it weird of you.

Granted tho. This Alpha/Beta stuff can be very thick and made for the insecure if it gets too serious (like how to sit!) Smile
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Stain



Joined: 08 Jan 2014

PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2014 8:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

EastisEast wrote:
So Sorry, Alpha Male Man has a point ....

Is it even possible to sit for a long time with your legs crossed? I can't do it without my legs going numb. Its un natural and painful for me at least. But thats just the ergonomics...

Women instinctively do not like men who act like women, even crossing their legs like a woman would do! This includes giggling or showing too much giddy emotion, or clapping your hands in delight ..

Try going out with a woman and every time you sit with her cross your legs the way 'beta' males do and tell me she would not notice and think it weird of you.

Granted tho. This Alpha/Beta stuff can be very thick and made for the insecure if it gets too serious (like how to sit!) Smile


East is East, with that last paragraph, you just downplayed the importance of the point you were making, if not outright refuting it.
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Hokie21



Joined: 01 Mar 2011

PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2014 5:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Luckily for me I'm Mickey Rourke.
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