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KimchiNinja
Joined: 01 May 2012
Location: Gangnam
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 Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2014 4:51 pm Post subject: The Dirty Americans |
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As we all know taxi drivers here offer unsolicited comments. Yesterday we get into this taxi and the guy says to my woman in Korean "your boyfriend is very handsome". Her "oh thanks". Him "what's his nationality?". Her "American". Him "oh, he doesn't look dirty like most Americans". [thumbs up sign]
He makes an excellent observation. Here are things that I do, which you might want to adopt, in order to not be viewed as dirty and uncouth.
* Keep hair neatly cropped, I go biweekly.
* Shave daily.
* Beards are considered dirty, lumberjack/jezus/homeless looks are not desirable here. (new)
* Apply facial lotion nightly.
* Stand up straight, do not slink around like a criminal.
* Smile, don't scowl at everyone.
* Employ a tailor, they are cheap and excellent here.
* If not tailored, clothing should still fit, not hang off the body in a sloppy manner.
* Iron your shirt dammit, use some starch!
* Think about coordination, don't just throw on a bunch of mismatched rags.
* Don't wear sweatpants in public.
* Don't engage in ghetto fashion (pants hanging off your butt, backwards caps, untied shoes); unlike in Americka, looking like a bum/criminal is not a desirable thing here.
Just a few tips that occurred to me with the morning coffee, feel free to add to this list.
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augustine
Joined: 08 Sep 2012
Location: México
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| Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2014 5:06 pm Post subject: |
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| Fat douche, who are you trying fool. |
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KimchiNinja
Joined: 01 May 2012
Location: Gangnam
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| Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2014 6:04 pm Post subject: |
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| augustine wrote: |
| Fat douche, who are you trying fool. |
...and pay attention to weight. All clothes look better when you are not fat. |
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goat
Joined: 23 Feb 2010
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| Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2014 6:09 pm Post subject: |
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| KimchiNinja wrote: |
| augustine wrote: |
| Fat douche, who are you trying fool. |
...and pay attention to weight. All clothes look better when you are not fat. |
How did your girlfriend feel about the driver's comment? |
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KimchiNinja
Joined: 01 May 2012
Location: Gangnam
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| Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2014 6:16 pm Post subject: |
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| goat wrote: |
| How did your girlfriend feel about the driver's comment? |
No real feelings about it I would imagine, I found it highly amusing though. |
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goat
Joined: 23 Feb 2010
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| Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2014 6:47 pm Post subject: |
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| KimchiNinja wrote: |
| goat wrote: |
| How did your girlfriend feel about the driver's comment? |
No real feelings about it I would imagine, I found it highly amusing though. |
You have recently made some conflicting posts. Is it wife or a girlfriend? So which is it?
wife
girlfriend
neither
both
hair dresser a.k.a. salon girls
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compulsive liar
all of the above
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KimchiNinja
Joined: 01 May 2012
Location: Gangnam
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| Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2014 6:50 pm Post subject: |
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Taxi driver assumptions.
When are you guys going to stop dodging the topic? |
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The Cosmic Hum
Joined: 09 May 2003
Location: Sonic Space
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| Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2014 9:02 pm Post subject: Re: The Dirty Americans |
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| KimchiNinja wrote: |
As we all know taxi drivers here offer unsolicited comments. Yesterday we get into this taxi and the guy says to my woman in Korean "your boyfriend is very handsome". Her "oh thanks". Him "what's his nationality?". Her "American". Him "oh, he doesn't look dirty like most Americans". [thumbs up sign]
He makes an excellent observation. Here are things that I do, which you might want to adopt, in order to not be viewed as dirty and uncouth.
* Keep hair neatly cropped, I go biweekly.
* Shave daily.
* Apply facial lotion nightly.
* Stand up straight, do not slink around like a criminal.
* Smile, don't scowl at everyone.
* Employ a tailor, they are cheap and excellent here.
* If not tailored, clothing should still fit, not hang off the body in a sloppy manner.
* Iron your shirt dammit, use some starch!
* Think about coordination, don't just throw on a bunch of mismatched rags.
* Don't wear sweatpants in public.
* Don't engage in ghetto to fashion (pants hanging off your butt, backwards caps, untied shoes); unlike in Americka, looking like a bum/criminal is not a desirable thing here.
Just a few tips that occurred to me with the morning coffee, feel free to add to this list. |
Is "The Dirty Americans" a euphemism for ... Coming out of the closet?
The language is loaded...were you when you wrote this? |
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goat
Joined: 23 Feb 2010
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| Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2014 4:44 am Post subject: |
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| KimchiNinja wrote: |
Taxi driver assumptions.
When are you guys going to stop dodging the topic? |
Big hotshot businessman and his woman/girlfriend/wife rolling around in the back of a taxi. Both Bentleys are in the shop and the chauffeur is in the private jet coming back from Paris with some caviar and red wine for the boss.
HEEHEE HAA HAA
ROFLMAO
Come look at the post Marge, the clowns are in town! |
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goat
Joined: 23 Feb 2010
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| Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2014 4:45 am Post subject: Re: The Dirty Americans |
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| KimchiNinja wrote: |
As we all know taxi drivers here offer unsolicited comments. Yesterday we get into this taxi and the guy says to my woman in Korean "your boyfriend is very handsome". Her "oh thanks". Him "what's his nationality?". Her "American". Him "oh, he doesn't look dirty like most Americans". [thumbs up sign]
He makes an excellent observation. Here are things that I do, which you might want to adopt, in order to not be viewed as dirty and uncouth.
* Keep hair neatly cropped, I go biweekly.
* Shave daily.
* Beards are considered dirty, lumberjack/jezus/homeless looks are not desirable here. (new)
* Apply facial lotion nightly.
* Stand up straight, do not slink around like a criminal.
* Smile, don't scowl at everyone.
* Employ a tailor, they are cheap and excellent here.
* If not tailored, clothing should still fit, not hang off the body in a sloppy manner.
* Iron your shirt dammit, use some starch!
* Think about coordination, don't just throw on a bunch of mismatched rags.
* Don't wear sweatpants in public.
* Don't engage in ghetto fashion (pants hanging off your butt, backwards caps, untied shoes); unlike in Americka, looking like a bum/criminal is not a desirable thing here.
Just a few tips that occurred to me with the morning coffee, feel free to add to this list. |
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KimchiNinja
Joined: 01 May 2012
Location: Gangnam
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| Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2014 4:57 am Post subject: |
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| goat wrote: |
| Both Bentleys are in the shop... |
Is this a kind of automobile? I've never owned a car.
Doesn't seem to be on topic though, perhaps you guys should be more focused on hitting the tailor this week... |
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maitaidads
Joined: 08 Oct 2012
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| Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2014 10:31 am Post subject: |
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| KimchiNinja wrote: |
| Doesn't seem to be on topic though, perhaps you guys should be more focused on hitting the tailor this week... |
What are you getting tailored all the time you old weirdo? Do you like playing dress up as Mr Big Shot? I'm sure all the Koreans are very impressed  |
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Plain Meaning
Joined: 18 Oct 2014
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| Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2014 12:43 pm Post subject: |
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Kimchininja,
National-based trolling on Dave's is so 2005. |
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KimchiNinja
Joined: 01 May 2012
Location: Gangnam
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| Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2014 3:03 pm Post subject: |
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| maitaidads wrote: |
| KimchiNinja wrote: |
| Doesn't seem to be on topic though, perhaps you guys should be more focused on hitting the tailor this week... |
What are you getting tailored all the time you old weirdo? Do you like playing dress up as Mr Big Shot? I'm sure all the Koreans are very impressed |
Umm k, but when Koreans refer to "the dirty Americans" (this is a common perception) that probably means you, judging from your question. That perception certainly can't be helping your career can it? Might want to zip it and go have some clothes that fit made.  |
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Smithington
Joined: 14 Dec 2011
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| Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2014 6:49 pm Post subject: |
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Easily the most boring, repetitive "poster with issues" to pop up on Daves in some years. An annoying little mosquito that the mods should have swatted long ago.
By the content of his posts I'm guessing he's about 17 year's old.
Annoying child. |
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