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sistersarah
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 Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2004 4:26 am Post subject: korean kids' obsession with "ddong"/diarrhea song |
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hey. has anyone else noticed that your korean students are fascinated with ddong? i mean, they draw pictures of it, talk about it, they have ddong toys and ddong stickers....why the amazement?
i mean, i know, all kids like to talk about silly disgusting things, but it seems a bit excessive here....
speaking of excessive....while pondering this meaningful question, i remembered the good ole diarrhea song....remember??
"when you're sliding into first and you think you're gonna burst, diarrhea -- bbblll- bbbll -- diarrhea -- bbblll -- bbblll"
"when there's something really smelly and your pants are getting heavy, diarrhea -- blllbll -- diarrhea -- bbbll bblll.
add more verses if you can remember them...those are the only two i can remember now.
sorry for the gross content.
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ryleeys
Joined: 22 Dec 2003
Location: Columbia, MD
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| Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2004 4:29 am Post subject: |
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I have so gotta teach that song to my kids!!!
What a great way to teach rhyming and using new vocabulary!!! |
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JacktheCat
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| Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2004 4:46 am Post subject: |
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It's not just the kiddies in Korea obsessed with ddong.
Who do you think makes those cute little pencils with the lead coming out the anima'ls arse?
I've actually seen salary men using them. |
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ladyandthetramp
Joined: 21 Nov 2003
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| Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2004 5:48 am Post subject: Re: korean kids' obsession with "ddong"/diarrhea s |
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| sistersarah wrote: |
"when you're sliding into first and you think you're gonna burst, diarrhea -- bbblll- bbbll -- diarrhea -- bbblll -- bbblll"
"when there's something really smelly and your pants are getting heavy, diarrhea -- blllbll -- diarrhea -- bbbll bblll.
add more verses if you can remember them...those are the only two i can remember now.
sorry for the gross content. |
I think one of the verses is:
"When you're sliding into third and you feel a juicy turd, diarrhea...."
Didn't "home" have to do with "foam"?
I haven't thought about that song since I hit puberty (not too long ago, at that). Thanks for bringing back the memories!  |
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Son Deureo!
Joined: 30 Apr 2003
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| Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2004 7:23 am Post subject: Re: korean kids' obsession with "ddong"/diarrhea s |
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| ladyandthetramp wrote: |
Didn't "home" have to do with "foam"?
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When you're sliding into home, and your shorts are full of foam... diarrhea... |
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ladyandthetramp
Joined: 21 Nov 2003
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| Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2004 7:25 am Post subject: Re: korean kids' obsession with "ddong"/diarrhea s |
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| Son Deureo! wrote: |
| ladyandthetramp wrote: |
Didn't "home" have to do with "foam"?
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When you're sliding into home, and your shorts are full of foam... diarrhea... |
Awesome! Thanks!
Now we just need second... |
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ryleeys
Joined: 22 Dec 2003
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| Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2004 7:52 am Post subject: |
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| When you're slidin' into second and the TP's been a beckoned... diarhea... |
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ladyandthetramp
Joined: 21 Nov 2003
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| Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2004 8:01 am Post subject: |
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| ryleeys wrote: |
| When you're slidin' into second and the TP's been a beckoned... diarhea... |
I didn't hear that version before...
Has anyone heard this one: "When you're slidin' into second and you don't think you can make it, diarrhea..."? |
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shortskirt_longjacket
Joined: 06 Jun 2004
Location: fitz and ernie are my raison d'etre
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| Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2004 8:05 am Post subject: |
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| ladyandthetramp wrote: |
| ryleeys wrote: |
| When you're slidin' into second and the TP's been a beckoned... diarhea... |
I didn't hear that version before...
Has anyone heard this one: "When you're slidin' into second and you don't think you can make it, diarrhea..."? |
i always thought it was "when you're slidin' into second and it's feeling kinda hectic, diarrhea..."
that's probably the worst slant rhyme i've ever heard of, though, so it's probably wrong. |
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lazymaisey
Joined: 12 May 2004
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| Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2004 3:12 pm Post subject: |
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these are some we used to say when we were kids.... 
"when you're sitting in your chevy and you're feelin something heavy, diarrhea...."
"when you're swimming in a pool and you feel something cool (?), diarrhea...." |
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mindmetoo
Joined: 02 Feb 2004
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| Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2004 3:35 pm Post subject: Re: korean kids' obsession with "ddong"/diarrhea s |
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| sistersarah wrote: |
| hey. has anyone else noticed that your korean students are fascinated with ddong? i mean, they draw pictures of it, talk about it, they have ddong toys and ddong stickers....why the amazement? |
I realize kids are into gross things. In my day it was "wacky pack" stickers (http://www.wackypackages.org/). But I've noticed these kids are obsessed with drawing images of big, steaming piles of crap. It's always the same image. Some soft serve like heap of steaming crap with flies orbiting around it. Better your rendering of said image, higher your status in the class seems to be. Where did this image start? |
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katydid
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Location: Here kitty kitty kitty...
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| Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2004 3:55 pm Post subject: |
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| There's another "joke" one of my kids taught me where 4--0 = ddong. It's all in the way you write it I guess. He was 8. It shows. LOL |
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The Great Toad
Joined: 12 Jun 2004
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lush72
Joined: 18 Aug 2003
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| Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2004 4:23 pm Post subject: |
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When your going to the market and you dont know where to park it, diarrhea....
When your layin' in bed and you see something red, diarrhea....
When your going into town and you see something brown, diarrhea....
When your sitting on the sink and you see something pink, diarrhea....
EDIT-
You're getting in a state
cos' you've left it very late
diarrhea diarrhea
It comes out of your bum
like a bullet from a gun
diarrhea diarrhea
runs down your leg
like a scrambled egg
diarrhea diarrhea
It's not very funny
but it's very hot and runny
diarrhea diarrhea |
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sparkx
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2004 4:41 pm Post subject: |
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| katydid wrote: |
| There's another "joke" one of my kids taught me where 4--0 = ddong. It's all in the way you write it I guess. He was 8. It shows. LOL |
Shouldn't 3--0 = ddong?
When you're trying to squeeze a load and your anus she explodes, diarrhea....
When you're drinking from a keg and somthings sliding down your leg, diarrhea...
When you're sitting trying to toss it and your ass becomes a faucet, diarrehea...
When a rimmey is performed and her face gets really warm, diarrehea... |
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