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[rumdiary]

Does anyone have a link to a report card comment generator? I'm feeling lazy this month.

[PBEnglish]

http://www.esltool.com/

[Zaria32]

Since the last report this student has reached rock bottom and started to aid
This student is really not so much a has-been as more of a definite won�t ever be.
This child works well under constant supervision and when cornered like a rat in a trap.
He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.
This student has delusions of adequacy.
He sets low personal standards and consistently fails to achieve them.
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled.
His wheel is turning but the hamster is dead.


And my personal favorite:

Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the little plastic thingy that holds it together.

[Chris_Dixon]

wow lol

[Underwaterbob]

I remember report cards. Had to do them once a month for about a hundred students. I once reused every comment from one month to the next and not one student or parent noticed or said anything.

[ryouga013]

[adventuress-of-interest]

Since ESL Tool is defunct here is another one:

Comment Breeze - ESL Report Card Comment Builder

[SinaloaPaisa]

At my last job we had to do student comments 3 times a semesters (once a month) for like 100 students. It was a BIA. Just made generic comments and copy and pasted that poo.