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mindmetoo
Joined: 02 Feb 2004
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 Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2004 2:55 am Post subject: What's Korean for "careful, it can smell fear"? |
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Has this happened to you. You're in a subway washroom at the urinals. You're at the very last urinal. No others are in use. Some 50ish Korean guy comes in and uses the urinal RIGHT NEXT TO YOU. And keeps looking over to check out your John Thomas.
It's at a moment like that you want to look over at the guy and say in Korean "Yes, it's big and it's white. But be careful. It can smell fear."
Jeez. |
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Zed
Joined: 20 Jan 2003
Location: Shakedown Street
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| Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2004 3:21 am Post subject: |
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| Does it spit like a cobra then? |
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desultude
Joined: 15 Jan 2003
Location: Dangling my toes in the Persian Gulf
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| Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2004 3:22 am Post subject: |
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mindmetoo
Has this happened to you. You're in a subway washroom at the urinals. You're at the very last urinal. No others are in use. Some 50ish Korean guy comes in and uses the urinal RIGHT NEXT TO YOU. And keeps looking over to check out your John Thomas. |
Nope, never had that happen.  |
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mindmetoo
Joined: 02 Feb 2004
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| Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2004 3:41 am Post subject: |
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mindmetoo
Has this happened to you. You're in a subway washroom at the urinals. You're at the very last urinal. No others are in use. Some 50ish Korean guy comes in and uses the urinal RIGHT NEXT TO YOU. And keeps looking over to check out your John Thomas. |
Nope, never had that happen. |
It's most disconcerting. |
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Ya-ta Boy
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: Established in 1994
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| Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2004 12:11 pm Post subject: |
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Just be grateful the following didn't happen to you:
We were at a night club for the monthly group harmony meeting with the boss. One of the new teachers came back to the table visibly pale and shaken.
He said he was standing at the urinal doing his business when the 'attendant guy' came up behind him and started massaging his shoulders. Then as he finished and was reaching down to zip up, the attendant spun him around and gave his crotch a spritz of perfume.
Then asked for a tip. |
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rapier
Joined: 16 Feb 2003
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| Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 4:11 am Post subject: |
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| I get that. I also notice ajosshis in the shower at the gym checking their profiles out in the mirror, after giving it a shake to make it a bit bigger. because with mirrors, objects may appear bigger than they really are. |
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Zed
Joined: 20 Jan 2003
Location: Shakedown Street
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| Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 4:14 am Post subject: |
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| I thought that was if they were curved. (The mirrors) |
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funplanet
Joined: 20 Jun 2003
Location: The new Bucheon!
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| Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2004 5:36 am Post subject: |
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once a young buck was checking me out while I was whizzing...I just turned toward him and whizzed his leg (he was wearing khakis) and asked him if he was gay....he took off like a bat outta hell  |
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dogbert
Joined: 29 Jan 2003
Location: Killbox 90210
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| Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2004 7:39 am Post subject: |
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| Nine out of ten Korean men will fail this test. |
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phaedrus
Joined: 13 Nov 2003
Location: I'm comin' to get ya.
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| Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2004 4:53 pm Post subject: |
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| dogbert wrote: |
| Nine out of ten Korean men will fail this test. |
That's funny.
I got 40/60. I was being territorial for question 3, and didn't realize I could leave a blank for question 6. Darn.
Second time I got 60. Now I know. Whew. |
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