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manlyboy
Joined: 01 Aug 2004
Location: Darwin, Northern Territory, Australia
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 Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 11:25 pm Post subject: Teacher babo jokes |
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Someone put this on the GEPIK website:
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Why did the foreign teacher cross the road?
He didn't. An interpreter wasn't there to hold his hand.
Why did the foreign teacher stop drinking for six months?
It took him that long to learn to pronounce "soju."
Why did the foreign teacher suffer from insomnia?
Because he couldn't find an interpreter for his trip to Dreamland.
Why did the foreign teacher take his shoes and socks off at the
pharmacy?
Because he had to order 20 tablets.
Why did the foreign teacher move out of his apartment?
Because it didn't have room for 99 mattresses.
How do you recognize a foreign teacher in the dark?
He's the one with the biggest head.
How do you recognize an English-speaking Korean in the dark?
He's the one next to the foreign teacher.
Why did the English school refuse the foreign teacher's request to
install an elevator?
Because the school was on the first floor.
What does a foreign teacher say when served a Korean meal?
"Arigato."
He's the one next to the foreign teacher.
Why did the foreign teacher get kicked out of the Korean restaurant?
He thought the chopsticks were toothpicks.
Why did the foreign teacher get kicked out of the bathhouse?
Because he couldn't read the signs.
When he walked into the wrong room, why didn't he notice his mistake?
Because all Koreans look alike.
What do you call a Korean who meets a foreign teacher's approval?
A saint.
What do you call a foreign teacher with teacher training and teaching
experience?
Overqualified.
What do you call a foreign teacher who is interested in Korean
culture?
A traitor.
What do you call an English-speaking foreigner who is proficient in
Korean?
Elder.
Why did the foreign teacher forge his college diploma?
Because he flunked Esperanto class.
Why did the foreign teacher buy a pair of binoculars?
Because he looked so far down on the Korean people.
Why did the foreign teacher fail the Korean culture exam?
Because he couldn't remember the calendar date for Peppero Day.
Because he thought "kimbap" was the latest craze at the disco.
Because he thought "danso" was a masculine noun meaning "dance."
Because he thought "Confucius" meant "full of confusion."
Why did the foreign teacher have trouble finding South Korea on a map?
Because it was a map of Africa.
Because he forgot where it was in relation to North Korea.
Staying in Korea and complaining about it is like:
complaining about the heat in a sauna
complaining about the cold weather in Alaska
confronting a psychiatrist for asking nosy questions
entering a demolition derby and prosecuting the other contestants for
reckless driving
entering a mud wrestling match and complaining that your clothes got
dirty
going to a Holiness service and prosecuting the parishioners for
disorderly conduct
going to a nudist camp and reporting the other visitors for indecent
exposure
complaining about the "queers" in Loring Park in Minneapolis
going to a karate school and prosecuting the other students for
assault and battery
getting a teaching job and engaging in the usual conversation in the
teacher's lounge
trying to establish a mature relationship in a red light district
going to a Mensa meeting and complaining about the "intellectual
nerds"
complaining about the noise in a PC bang
trying to practice Korean in Itaewon |
http://eslideas.hypermart.net/director.html (Hogwan Director jokes)
http://eslideas.hypermart.net/korjokes.html (Korean -English teacher
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kiwiboy_nz_99
Joined: 05 Jul 2003
Location: ...Enlightenment...
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| Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 12:01 am Post subject: |
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| IF you wanna crack your students up you should learn the "dog leg dance" .. it's a sure fire winner ... |
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eamo
Joined: 08 Mar 2003
Location: Shepherd's Bush, 1964.
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| Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 12:04 am Post subject: |
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| kiwiboy_nz_99 wrote: |
| IF you wanna crack your students up you should learn the "dog leg dance" .. it's a sure fire winner ... |
Enlighten us...er...enlightened one... |
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manlyboy
Joined: 01 Aug 2004
Location: Darwin, Northern Territory, Australia
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| Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 12:49 am Post subject: |
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| kiwiboy_nz_99 wrote: |
| IF you wanna crack your students up you should learn the "dog leg dance" .. it's a sure fire winner ... |
Yeah. Enlighten us. I asked my co-teacher if I could do the one-eared elephant, but she didn't really see the humour in it. I guess some people just don't get "genital origami".  |
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kiwiboy_nz_99
Joined: 05 Jul 2003
Location: ...Enlightenment...
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| Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 12:56 am Post subject: |
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| Short of going out and buying a video camera and filming myself doing the "dog leg dance" and then buying some server space on the net and hosting it there for you to stream, I can't see how I'm going to "enlighten" you. Better you just ask a Korean to show you the "dog leg dance" |
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jazblanc77
Joined: 22 Feb 2004
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| Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 3:07 am Post subject: |
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| ask any of your 6-10 year old boys to dance for you and you'll be "enlightened. |
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McNasty
Joined: 04 Jul 2003
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| Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 2:59 pm Post subject: |
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What do you call a Korean teacher and a foreign teacher who share the same classroom?
An international conflict. |
I have to agree with this one. I have had numerous disagreements over classroom format and lesson flexibility.
Arrgg! |
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