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hadeshorn

Joined: 30 Jul 2003
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Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 5:55 am Post subject: Friend got Assaulted by a Kiwi |
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So this is my understanding of the matter since I wasnt there.
My friend was out on a double date with a Kiwi and two Korean chicks. He met this guy on a visa run and the guy offered him to come along on a double date with these two korean chicks who practise their English on him.
My friend says ok, and comes along and meets them. He has fun for a few hours and then decides to come and hang out with me in Itaewon with our other friend.
This is when the Kiwi guy gets angry. The guy said "*beep* that, I want to go to a Norae Bang". My friend says Nup, going to Itaewon, had a great time tho.
The guy then cold cocks him in the jaw. My friend didnt even see it coming and it laid him out on the Bitumen. The kiwi guy then runs away. The korean girls are there going WTF?
It fucked up his jaw for a few days and he spent all of yesterday in the Police station explaining the situation and pressing charges.
The cops has the Kiwi's phone number and name, so tracking him down is just a matter of time. However my friend has called the Kiwi and said for him to come down to the police station and sort this shit out. The Kiwi then says my friend swung first. Which is crap because there are witnesses. Anyway I want this Kiwi to hurt.
What should my friend do? For the cheapest yet high yield result? |
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osangrl
Joined: 04 Nov 2003 Location: osan
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Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 6:02 am Post subject: |
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I hate kiwi's. To hard to peel. |
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The Man known as The Man

Joined: 29 Mar 2003 Location: 3 cheers for Ted Haggard oh yeah!
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Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 6:51 am Post subject: |
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YOu know how kiwis are-they are like exceptional students.
HTH |
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kiwiboy_nz_99

Joined: 05 Jul 2003 Location: ...Enlightenment...
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Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 7:07 am Post subject: |
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Why did you have to use the word Kiwi 8 times? Why didn't you just say he got hit by some dork? |
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dull artist

Joined: 20 Jun 2004 Location: Osan
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Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 7:33 am Post subject: |
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Tell him to suck it up |
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cheem
Joined: 18 Apr 2003
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Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 8:08 am Post subject: |
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kiwiboy_nz_99 wrote: |
Why did you have to use the word Kiwi 8 times? Why didn't you just say he got hit by some dork? |
Ah, sweet poetic justice. |
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itaewonguy

Joined: 25 Mar 2003
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Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 10:44 am Post subject: |
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guess your mate was being smart so he got a clip
guess that kiwi fella smashed him aye!!!! hahhahahhaa
JOKING!!!! bit of kiwi humor ...
well I wasnt there man.. so I dont know..
but if this kiwi just smashed your mate for nothing!
absolutly nothing././ then yeah thats messed up!!
but.. we havent heard his side of the story yet..
ask him to come on daves.. and post his side of the story |
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Real Reality
Joined: 10 Jan 2003 Location: Seoul
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pauly

Joined: 24 Sep 2004 Location: Incheon
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Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 11:56 am Post subject: |
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cheem wrote: |
kiwiboy_nz_99 wrote: |
Why did you have to use the word Kiwi 8 times? Why didn't you just say he got hit by some dork? |
Ah, sweet poetic justice. |
Cheem, I was thinking the exact same thing.  |
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bucheon bum
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
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Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 12:03 pm Post subject: |
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kiwiboy_nz_99 wrote: |
Why did you have to use the word Kiwi 8 times? Why didn't you just say he got hit by some dork? |
Unless dork has some new kind of meaning, I think you're being polite here Kiwi. Even the term DUMB ASS is being kind. This guy sounds like he has a nut loose.
Either that or hadeshorn's friend is leaving a detail or two out. |
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dzeisons
Joined: 14 Oct 2004
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Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 1:35 pm Post subject: |
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and they reckon aussie are all convicts!!!!  |
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peemil

Joined: 09 Feb 2003 Location: Koowoompa
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Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 2:33 pm Post subject: |
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Was this the kiwi that attacked you...
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riverboy
Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Location: Incheon
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Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 9:25 pm Post subject: |
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First, I would not be worried if it were a Kiwi, Wallaby or a Yankee (go Red socks). If I knew the guy and he suckered me, then it would only be a matter of time untill I straightened it out on my own. Hell, if the guy is tougher than him go out and get a kumdo stick and wait for him outside his apartment and then give it to him good. |
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hadeshorn

Joined: 30 Jul 2003
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Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 9:38 pm Post subject: |
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Well I used kiwi because I didnt want to fill the post up with that guy, or dude, whatever else was there to describe it. Also helps people understand who the characters are in the story.
Sheesh, do you guys have nothing else to do except pick apart terms people use in posts?
Also I dont know this other guys name.
But yeah there were witnesses there, and the best that can be assumed for the assault was that the "guy" was pissed that my friend was going to Itaewon.
All I wanted to know was some advice on what steps my friend should take to exact the best kind of justice.
Also I have been clocked in the head by a NZ'er as well when I was out one time because he was trying to pick up my friend and she was saying Get lost. He swung at her, missed and hit me.
Anger management! |
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manlyboy

Joined: 01 Aug 2004 Location: Darwin, Northern Territory, Australia
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Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 9:40 pm Post subject: |
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Don't they deport you for that?
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and they reckon aussie are all convicts!!!! |
Our histories are similar except for this small, but significant historical difference. First, they took all the armed robbers, mercenaries, legbreakers, etc, and sent those crims to Australia. Then, they took all the embezzlers, forgers, draft dodgers, etc, and sent them to New Zealand.
PS: Non-Australasians take note - this kind of thing is by far the easiest way to get a rise out of a kiwi. |
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