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peppermint
Joined: 13 May 2003
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 Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 2:43 am Post subject: Wierdest thing YOU've said in class |
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| I had to tell a ten year old boy to put away his knitting today in my English class, and it got me thinking. . . |
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d503
Joined: 16 Oct 2004
Location: Daecheong, Seoul
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| Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 2:51 am Post subject: |
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I told a boy that it was not okay to look at his friend's *beep* in class  |
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Paji eh Wong
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| Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 3:13 am Post subject: |
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| Had to tell one of my kindy kids to stop stuffing playdoh in his pants. |
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I_Am_Wrong
Joined: 14 Sep 2004
Location: whatever
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| Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 4:43 am Post subject: |
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hmm...
yesterday I was doing a lesson about "what doesn't belong" and had the following five categories on the board: Clothing, Colours, Animals, Food, School Supplies. I was using flash cards and when I showed the class red and asked, "what colour is this?" they all yelled out "It's Dong teacher." I was pretty confused and said..."huh, no it's red". I then showed them yellow and they all said "It's Yellow Dong!!" I then asked what Dong was and one student stood up and said "Kaka teacher." I guess the colour flashcards look suspiciously like lumps of poo....so I said "they're not Dong, they're colours." I showed the next colour and all the students said, "it's brown KAKA teacher. I then raised my voice and said "LISTEN UP!! IT'S NOT KAKA, IT'S NOT DONG, IT'S NOT POO, IT'S BLUE...OK!!!!!" Of course the school Principal walked by right at that moment and the entire class and my co-teacher burst out into laughter. |
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sparkx
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: thekimchipot.com
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| Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 5:06 am Post subject: |
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hmm...
yesterday I was doing a lesson about "what doesn't belong" and had the following five categories on the board: Clothing, Colours, Animals, Food, School Supplies. I was using flash cards and when I showed the class red and asked, "what colour is this?" they all yelled out "It's Dong teacher." I was pretty confused and said..."huh, no it's red". I then showed them yellow and they all said "It's Yellow Dong!!" I then asked what Dong was and one student stood up and said "Kaka teacher." I guess the colour flashcards look suspiciously like lumps of poo....so I said "they're not Dong, they're colours." I showed the next colour and all the students said, "it's brown KAKA teacher. I then raised my voice and said "LISTEN UP!! IT'S NOT KAKA, IT'S NOT DONG, IT'S NOT POO, IT'S BLUE...OK!!!!!" Of course the school Principal walked by right at that moment and the entire class and my co-teacher burst out into laughter. |
Uh-huh...and you were busting my balls over the job i have?  |
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I_Am_Wrong
Joined: 14 Sep 2004
Location: whatever
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| Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 5:20 am Post subject: |
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hmm...
yesterday I was doing a lesson about "what doesn't belong" and had the following five categories on the board: Clothing, Colours, Animals, Food, School Supplies. I was using flash cards and when I showed the class red and asked, "what colour is this?" they all yelled out "It's Dong teacher." I was pretty confused and said..."huh, no it's red". I then showed them yellow and they all said "It's Yellow Dong!!" I then asked what Dong was and one student stood up and said "Kaka teacher." I guess the colour flashcards look suspiciously like lumps of poo....so I said "they're not Dong, they're colours." I showed the next colour and all the students said, "it's brown KAKA teacher. I then raised my voice and said "LISTEN UP!! IT'S NOT KAKA, IT'S NOT DONG, IT'S NOT POO, IT'S BLUE...OK!!!!!" Of course the school Principal walked by right at that moment and the entire class and my co-teacher burst out into laughter. |
Uh-huh...and you were busting my balls over the job i have? |
was I? |
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captain kirk
Joined: 29 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 5:26 am Post subject: |
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| Told the spoilt, teenage receptionists daughter she was an 'ugly little monster'. |
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Son Deureo!
Joined: 30 Apr 2003
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| Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 5:33 am Post subject: |
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hmm...
yesterday I was doing a lesson about "what doesn't belong" and had the following five categories on the board: Clothing, Colours, Animals, Food, School Supplies. I was using flash cards and when I showed the class red and asked, "what colour is this?" they all yelled out "It's Dong teacher." I was pretty confused and said..."huh, no it's red". I then showed them yellow and they all said "It's Yellow Dong!!" I then asked what Dong was and one student stood up and said "Kaka teacher." I guess the colour flashcards look suspiciously like lumps of poo....so I said "they're not Dong, they're colours." I showed the next colour and all the students said, "it's brown KAKA teacher. I then raised my voice and said "LISTEN UP!! IT'S NOT KAKA, IT'S NOT DONG, IT'S NOT POO, IT'S BLUE...OK!!!!!" Of course the school Principal walked by right at that moment and the entire class and my co-teacher burst out into laughter. |
Uh-huh...and you were busting my balls over the job i have? |
was I? |
Sure, don't you remember saying this?
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| I'd say you're privy to corporate culture. Sucks for you. Have fun being a cog no matter what country you're in. |
Here? |
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I_Am_Wrong
Joined: 14 Sep 2004
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| Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 5:47 am Post subject: |
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| hahaha....I totally forgot about that. Sorry, as long as you're happy at your job then that's all that really matters. You'll have to excuse me because 99% of the time I forget that sarcasm isn't possible over the internet. |
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dnamkung
Joined: 09 Apr 2004
Location: Victoria British Columbia
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| Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 5:57 am Post subject: |
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| that was pretty funny |
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Randall Flagg
Joined: 01 Oct 2004
Location: Talkin' trash to the garbage around you
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| Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 6:23 am Post subject: |
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| I_Am_Wrong wrote: |
hmm...
yesterday I was doing a lesson about "what doesn't belong" and had the following five categories on the board: Clothing, Colours, Animals, Food, School Supplies. I was using flash cards and when I showed the class red and asked, "what colour is this?" they all yelled out "It's Dong teacher." I was pretty confused and said..."huh, no it's red". I then showed them yellow and they all said "It's Yellow Dong!!" I then asked what Dong was and one student stood up and said "Kaka teacher." I guess the colour flashcards look suspiciously like lumps of poo....so I said "they're not Dong, they're colours." I showed the next colour and all the students said, "it's brown KAKA teacher. I then raised my voice and said "LISTEN UP!! IT'S NOT KAKA, IT'S NOT DONG, IT'S NOT POO, IT'S BLUE...OK!!!!!" Of course the school Principal walked by right at that moment and the entire class and my co-teacher burst out into laughter. |
HAHA
My school must have the same flashcards as yours. Do you have the cards that demonstrate colors as a nice swirl? Almost like soft-serve ice cream? The kids immediatly relate it to ddong. Don't know why. I have never seen load that looked like that. |
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Lizara
Joined: 14 Apr 2004
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 7:21 am Post subject: |
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| "Anna, put your pants back on." |
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the eye
Joined: 29 Jan 2004
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when the touchy feelies take hold.....
"Sung Ho, please stop playing with your husband in class, it's time to study. "
tied with...
"Sung Ho! Are you married? Or is that your boyfriend?" |
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Kim Jong Jordan
Joined: 13 Mar 2004
Location: The Internet
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| Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 8:23 am Post subject: |
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| We do "memory sentences" at my school where the kids recite question and then answer type sentences to build their vocabulary; today one of the memory sentences was "Lets play the touch your body game!" with the exclamation point. It got a laugh from the 7 year old kids including a girl named Chris who called to me and, laughing hysterically, pointed to her crotch. Gross! |
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Pyongshin Sangja
Joined: 20 Apr 2003
Location: I love baby!
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| Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 3:16 pm Post subject: |
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| Told the spoilt, teenage receptionists daughter she was an 'ugly little monster'. |
Your teenage receptionist has a daughter?
Can I have her number? |
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