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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,

A plate of spicy two-month-old kimchi!

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,

Two staring kids,
and a plate of spicy two-month-old kimchi!

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,

Three crazy cabbies,
Two staring kids,
and a plate of spicy two-month-old kimchi!

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,

Four soju headaches,
Three crazy cabbies,
Two staring kids,
and a plate of spicy two-month-old kimchi!

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,

Five loud doorbell rings!
Four soju headaches,
Three crazy cabbies,
Two staring kids,
and a plate of spicy two-month-old kimchi!

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,

Six naughty students,
Five loud doorbell rings!
Four soju headaches,
Three crazy cabbies,
Two staring kids,
and a plate of spicy two-month-old kimchi!

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,

Seven choker monkeys,
Six naughty students,
Five loud doorbell rings!
Four soju headaches,
Three crazy cabbies,
Two staring kids,
and a plate of spicy two-month-old kimchi!

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,

Eight made-up pop stars,
Seven choker monkeys,
Six naughty students,
Five loud doorbell rings!
Four soju headaches,
Three crazy cabbies,
Two staring kids,
and a plate of spicy two-month-old kimchi!

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,

Nine straight hours of Maple Story,
Eight made-up pop stars,
Seven choker monkeys,
Six naughty students,
Five loud doorbell rings!
Four soju headaches,
Three crazy cabbies,
Two staring kids,
and a plate of spicy two-month-old kimchi!

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,

Ten-minute commercials,
Nine straight hours of Maple Story,
Eight made-up pop stars,
Seven choker monkeys,
Six naughty students,
Five loud doorbell rings!
Four soju headaches,
Three crazy cabbies,
Two staring kids,
and a plate of spicy two-month-old kimchi!

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,

Eleven days per girlfriend,
Ten-minute commercials,
Nine straight hours of Maple Story,
Eight made-up pop stars,
Seven choker monkeys,
Six naughty students,
Five loud doorbell rings!
Four soju headaches,
Three crazy cabbies,
Two staring kids,
and a plate of spicy two-month-old kimchi!

On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,

Twelve random "Pock You"s,
Eleven days per girlfriend,
Ten-minute commercials,
Nine straight hours of Maple Story,
Eight made-up pop stars,
Seven choker monkeys,
Six naughty students,
Five loud doorbell rings!
Four soju headaches,
Three crazy cabbies,
Two staring kids,
and a plate of spicy two-month-old kimchi!

Well, that was fun.
Merry Christmas everyone!