Korean Job Discussion Forums

[Tiberious aka Sparkles]

A foreigner in Korea enters an elevator*. It stops two floors down, and a mother gets on, accompanied by her two sons. The eldest son quickly turns and points his face toward the wall next to him, away from the foreigner. "What are you doing, Soo-Min?" the mother asks. "Why won't you look at that man?"

"Because he is not Korean," says the son.

"What are you talking about, kid?" says the foreigner. "I drink soju every night 'till I puke and haven't seen a square inch of this country unfit for me to spit upon."

Bewildered, the son turns abruptly. "Dad?"

*partially based on a true story.

Sparkles*_*

[chronicpride]

*claps*


A North Korean and a South Korean sit down at a swanky restaurant, and the waiter comes over and says, 'Excuse me, may I recommend our house special, filet mignon?'

The North Korean says, "what does 'filet mignon' mean?"

The South Korean says, "What does 'excuse me' mean?"

[Tiberious aka Sparkles]

Q: What do you do when your dishwasher breaks down?











































A: What's a dishwasher?

Sparkles*_*

[trevorcollins]

Q: What do you do when your dishwasher breaks down?


















A- Give her a black eye.

[the eye]

A new construction project is scheduled for Seoul.
The contractor is American, and there are only three workers...1 from Italy, 1 from Russia, and 1 local Korean.

The workmen meet with the contractor on site on the first day of construction. The contractor organizes the men into specific jobs.

The Italian worker is put in charge of the cement. He is ordered to keep plenty ready made.
The Russian worker is put in charge of the steel. He is ordered to keep tabs on all the girders and such.
The Korean worker is put in charge of the supplies. He is ordered to receive and stack all the supplies.

After a brief telephone call, the contractor tells the workers that he must check on another site.
"I'll be back at 5pm sharp!" , he told the men, "and i expect you guys to have all your instructions carried out....if i see that any of you guys have neglected your jobs when i return, you will be fired!!"

The workers show their understanding and start their jobs.

5pm comes, and so does the contractor, ready to inspect the progress of his workers.
He looks over the huge vat of ready made cement, and he commends the Italian worker on a job well done.
He then notices the neatly arranged stack of steel, and commends the Russian worker on a job well done.

However, the Korean worker is nowhere in sight, and the supplies are all over the yard.
"Where is the guy in charge of these supplies?!", the contractor grieved.
The two workers shrug their shoulders.
Suddenly, out from behind the stack of steel, the Korean worker JUMPS UP with a shriek......














"SUPPLIES!!!!", he yelled.

[keithinkorea]

Very funny jokes guys . Except for the eye's one, it is so old, and I must have heard that one 50 times at least..

I can't make jokes up but I'll try:

What do you call an ajoshi on the subway with soju breath, petrol, newspapers and a match?
















�� ��ģ (he crazy). Not funny at all but I thought I'd try.


or.....try again...

What do you call a wongjongnim with a chopstick in each eye, who's screaming from a huge wedgee and being castrated with a pair of blunt kindergarten plastic scissors?





















Justice for the native speaker English teacher!


What do you call a Korean English teacher who doesn't spend the entire lesson teaching Konglish, all her time in the staffroom looking in the mirror and playing with her cellphone, preparing for Konglish lessons, doesn't laugh at the wongjongs terrible non-jokes, complains about the crappy schedule she's been given, and gets on really well with all the non Korean staff in her school?



















U Wang-Ta

I like my second crap joke best....

[Blind Willie]

Well guys, since we're at it:

What's the difference between a (Korean) and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What's the difference between a (Korean) and a snow tire?
A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

Why do (Korean) cry during sex?
The Mace.

How do you stop a (Korean) from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.

How do you get a (Korean) out of a tree?
Cut the rope.

Why do (Korean) stink?
So blind people can hate them too.

What do you call 50 (Korean) at the bottom of the ocean?
Good start.

Why are chimps always frowning?
They know in a million years they are going to turn into (Koreans).

How do you blindfold a (Korean)?
Dental floss.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
He doesn't know he's (Korean).

What is the difference between Batman and a (Korean)?
Batman can go out at night without Robin.

Why do seagulls have wings?
To beat the (Korean) to the dump.

I hope everyone is ROFLing all over the PC bang now, cuz I think I just won the thread.

[Pyongshin Sangja]

How do you get a one-armed Ukrainian out of a tree?

You wave at him.

[Tiberious aka Sparkles]

The National Association of Kimchi Makers global marketing campaign:

[China]

"Prevents SARS!"

[Japan]

"Prevents earthquakes!"

[Australia]

"Prevents dingo baby maulings!"

[Canada]

"Prevents NHL lockouts!"

[USA]

"Prevents terrorist attacks!"

[Romania]

"Prevents vampires!"

[Domestic]

"�ܱ����� �����Ѵ�. �ʹ� �ſ�!"

Sparkles*_*

[keithinkorea]

I think you've won Tiberious with that one. A classic though it did take a little work for me to figure it out.

Nice one.... Much better than my lame jokes. My Korean is shite so I had to check my online dictionary. What is �ſ�?

[Tiberious aka Sparkles]