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Tiberious aka Sparkles

Joined: 23 Jan 2003 Location: I'm one cool cat!
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 7:06 pm Post subject: Rex Reed is an a-hole |
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If you haven't yet seen Oldboy for some incomprehensible reason, be forewarned: spoilers and journalistic idiocy below:
Read Rex Reed's (hey! I love alliteration!) "review" of Oldboy here (scroll down to the bottom of the column):
http://www.observer.com/pages/onthetown.asp
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For sewage in a cocktail shaker, there is Oldboy, a noxious helping of Korean Grand Guignol as pointless as it is shocking. What else can you expect from a nation weaned on kimchi, a mixture of raw garlic and cabbage buried underground until it rots, dug up from the grave and then served in earthenware pots sold at the Seoul airport as souvenirs? |
Touche.
What a jerk. By the way, Rex, some inaccuracies in your "review":
1) Dae-Su eats a live octopus, not an eel.
2) Dae-Su is released on top of an apartment building, not in a field.
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A severed hand rips out a man's teeth, one by one, with a hammer. |
Huh?? You are obviously on drugs, Rex.
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I walked out at the point where he grabbed a pair of sharp scissors and cut his tongue off in blood-splattering close-ups. Obviously the actor is still in one piece, but I'd be willing to bet there's some poor cow somewhere in Pusan who can no longer moo. |
This is untrue; we do not get to see Dae-Su cut off his tongue. The camera cuts away, leaving the act to our imagination. Though I'm impressed Mr. Reed has heard of Pusan.
On the other hand, Roger Ebert, whose film reviews are actually worth a damn (when he's not giving Speed 2 a thumbs up, that is), gave the film 4 stars, his highest rating. Read the full review at http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050324/REVIEWS/50310001
Sparkles*_* |
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Swiss James

Joined: 26 Nov 2003 Location: Shanghai
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 7:34 pm Post subject: |
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I used to write for a newspaper, once I missed a gig I was supposed to review, the editors response: Review it anyway.
[I mean granted it was just a university paper, but it still pays to take everything you read with a pinch of salt] |
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paperbag princess

Joined: 07 Mar 2004 Location: veggie hell
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 7:37 pm Post subject: |
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movie reveiws are lame.
oh dae-su was an awful movie content wise, but beautiful aesthetically speaking. |
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Swiss James

Joined: 26 Nov 2003 Location: Shanghai
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 7:50 pm Post subject: |
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paperbag princess wrote: |
movie reveiws are lame.
oh dae-su was an awful movie content wise, but beautiful aesthetically speaking. |
in before the correction!
I'm also pretty sure that you can't buy earthenware pots of Kimchi at Seoul[sic] airport, the gas only knocks him out when he needs a haircut, and theremins are cool. |
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dogbert

Joined: 29 Jan 2003 Location: Killbox 90210
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 9:52 pm Post subject: |
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LOL...I was thinking "three hours of theremin music? i'd pay to hear that". |
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On the other hand
Joined: 19 Apr 2003 Location: I walk along the avenue
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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 10:01 am Post subject: |
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Speaking as a confirmed hater of OLD BOY, I have to say Reed's rant went far beyond the boundaries of accpetable comment.
But here's a theory: For a guy so dismissive of Korea, he sure seems to know which buttons to press to get a possible rise out of the Korean nationalists. I mean, he claims to hate kimchi so much, but then he's also apparently gone out of his way to find out how the stuff is made. And comparing OLD BOY to Japanese kabuki is a nice touch.
Now, my impression has always been that while Reed might have been an eminent critic back in the 60s or so, he's pretty much past his prime and doesn't cut much of a swath in the public consciousness these days. I suspect that, after seeing the attention that Leno and Oprah got after making midly disparaging remarks about Korea, Reed figured that jumping in guns ablazing with a bigoted screed would guarantee him vitriolic editorials from every major Korean newspaper, a few effigy-burnings by college kids in Seoul, death threats galore, maybe even all-party denunciation from the Korean legislature. So the next time someone says that Rex Reed is a washed-up has-been, he can haul out is scrapbook of Korean newspaper clippings to show that he really is a world famous celebrity. |
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Swiss James

Joined: 26 Nov 2003 Location: Shanghai
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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 10:05 am Post subject: |
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I think he just went to the Pusan film festival one year and caught crabs from a hooker. |
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bucheon bum
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 10:17 am Post subject: |
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on the list of reviews on the yahoo oldboy site, the lowest grade was a B I think.
Although I've seen it once, I'm itching to see it again so I bought the DVD on e-bay. Amusing I can get the DVD before it comes out in the theatres here in America (4/8 and 4/15 for those outside NYC, LA, and Chicago) |
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Deconstructor

Joined: 30 Dec 2003 Location: Canada
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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 11:32 am Post subject: |
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Swiss James wrote: |
I think he just went to the Pusan film festival one year and caught crabs from a hooker. |
No self respecting hooker would do it with Rex. |
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Swiss James

Joined: 26 Nov 2003 Location: Shanghai
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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 1:32 pm Post subject: |
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Deconstructor wrote: |
Swiss James wrote: |
I think he just went to the Pusan film festival one year and caught crabs from a hooker. |
No self respecting hooker would do it with Rex. |
Crabs will take away your self-respect pretty quickly though |
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Billy Pilgrim

Joined: 08 Sep 2004
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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 5:44 pm Post subject: |
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My short review: (from a long time agoO:
Oldboy
Putting the bitter in bittersweet, this is a blood-soaked, deep-fried twist on the standard Korean melodrama (the whole underlying basis of the film is Melodrama 101, albeit with, how do I put it? A queazy twist?), lensed with bucket-loads of style that is fortunately matched with a confident narrative savvy. After all, you hear the concept - man gets locked away for 15 years, then released for apparently no reason - you expect (or at least, having been raised on a steady diet of Hollywood thrillers and TV dramas, I did) it to plod the path marked Who?, populated with the usual assortment of oddballs and suspects, red herrings and sneaky clues. Of course, your whole viewing angle is shunted rudely to one side, however, when Who turns up a third of the way in, Bateman-like and grinning like some feline colleague of Alice.
What follows is a remarkably mature - I mean, for a film involving graphic scenes of teeth being pulled and live octopi being consumed - take on the nature of revenge, how it can consume you, envelope you, until it does as much damage to your life as the original slight or injury; and just how desparately our minds craves hard concrete knowledge about the things that go on around us. Director Park Chan-Wook graduates the film nicely in this respect - the nominal villain is such a slimeball, we want to see him smoked by the nominal hero (I could go on for pages and pages on just how brillliant Choi Min-Shik is in the role of Dae-Su, creased and weathered, seething and wounded, but it's better if you just all go out, hunt the DVD down, and watch the performance of the year for yourselves) as quickly as possible as well, but slowly we are drawn into craving the why as well, and the film carefully lays it all out in a way that is both satisfying and genuinely distressing, and downright sad. Much has been said (most of it negative, at least in comparison to the rest of the film) about the ending, the final confrontation, but it is really is a wrenching culmination of all the areas the film toys with in the guise of high-concept thriller - revenge, knowledge, redemption, forgiveness, despair and obsessive pursuits. |
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Hollywoodaction
Joined: 02 Jul 2004
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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 6:27 pm Post subject: |
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Why is it that I feel like I was reading one of Don Cherry's rants about European hockey players? |
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dogbert

Joined: 29 Jan 2003 Location: Killbox 90210
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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 6:29 pm Post subject: |
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Is it at all OK for a person not to gush over this film? |
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Billy Pilgrim

Joined: 08 Sep 2004
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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 7:18 pm Post subject: |
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dogbert wrote: |
Is it at all OK for a person not to gush over this film? |
No, not really.
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eamo

Joined: 08 Mar 2003 Location: Shepherd's Bush, 1964.
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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 8:26 pm Post subject: |
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dogbert wrote: |
Is it at all OK for a person not to gush over this film? |
Of course.
I like it myself, but I don't think it would even make my Top 50 list. |
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