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[Hanson]

We've all got some good quotes from students who try to say something, but end up saying something completely different... Here are my top 3

3. "Someday, I want to be a comic stripper"

2. "On weekends, I enjoy lying on the B-I-T-C-H"




And....





1. In a journal... "Jenny's presentation is very good. We gave her the clap and cheered!"

Noteworthy: "I hate plastic surgery. Sometimes there is problem and people's faces melt" (I mean, just picture it...)

Any contributions?

[kermo]

Just a couple days ago, my students were congratulating me on a chalkboard sketch they liked, and told me "Bravo your life!"

I know there are much better quotes other there. This one just about made my head spin right around though.

[Shutterfly]

I was talking about favourites with my kindergarten students this morning. I asked them what is your favourite number.....

student " I like dirty s*x!" (I like 36)
me: Why?
Student: Because it is fun!!! (dont know how this apply to thirty six......)

[kermo]

I'm a shameless briber, and I often carry a little pail of candy around with me at school.

Today some students started calling "Candy please! Candy please!" This never works, and besides, I didn't have my pail with me.

So, they switched to something else they figured I might have, and called "Hamburger please! Pizza please!"

[Swiss James]

I was eating pizza in the park at Hongdae when a college kid came up to me holding a sign that said

"I need... "
and a slice of pizza drawn underneath it.

I gave him a slice for sheer brass balls.

[SarcasmKills]

I had some students over to cook Mexican food and one girl bragged to another girl:

"SarcasmKills likes the taste of my taco more than yours"

[FUBAR]

[PEIGUY]

I asked one of my kids who is in gr 1 or so... where the Horse was? (the horse was in teh barn) only he dropped the S and said the *beep* is in teh barn.. i couldn't keep a straight face because teh kid has a big round innoncent face and i started laughnig and he just had a confused look on his face..

[Dawn]

My shiest middle school girl chose the preposition "inside" to complete the sentence "Please come _____ me." Fortunately, all the boys in the class are rather immature elementary schoolers who had no idea what the teacher found so amusing ...

[casey's moon]

[pet lover]

Please come with me. That's an entirely appropriate response that won't give Dawn the giggles.

Let's call me, "Cindy." I like to go on and on about my beauty, intelligence, how I'm a princess, and other angelic qualities. Drives the kids mad and they can make wonderfully realisitic barfing sounds. Earlier this week, I was testing my kindy kids on some of their ABC vocabulary. With Lora, I pointed to the Q picture, which was a queen sitting on a throne and bedecked with jewels. She thought for a few moments and it was clear she was totally lost. Then her face lit up and she said shyly, but with a grin on her face, "Cindy teacher!" I gave her full credit.

In two classes, I had several kids spell "pizza" as "pizzle".

[d503]

Today we learned about picnics in my first grade class. One little girl got the word a little messed up and told me she likes pen1s, I smiled and told her piCniCs

[MaryTiddles]

I was blowing up balloons with a balloon pump for my kindergarten class the other day. One of the boys asked what the pump was for, and I said that it was for blowing up balloons. He replied by passing his balloon over to me and stating, "Teacher, blow me".

[Wisco Kid]

While I had my back turned writing something on the whiteboard, I heard one middle school girl shout at another girl:

"DON"T TOUCH MY MONKEY!"



It turns out she was referring to one of those stupid stuffed monkey dolls that seem to be all the rage at the moment.

[Hanson]

Great ones... Keep 'em coming!