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If North Korea tests a nuke in June, will you stay? |
1. Sure. Not a problem. Life's one big adventure. |
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2. Maybe. I'm undecided. Will there be a later poll? |
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3. No way. Already checking out lowest airfares. |
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4. I'm already gone. Mom and Dad never raised a fool. |
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5. Where's North Korea? |
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Ajarn Miguk

Joined: 22 Jan 2003 Location: TDY As Assigned
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 5:39 pm Post subject: If North Korea Tests A Nuke In June, Will You Stay? |
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Swiss James

Joined: 26 Nov 2003 Location: Shanghai
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 5:46 pm Post subject: |
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maybes I'll ask for some danger money- but yeah I'm staying. |
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Ajarn Miguk

Joined: 22 Jan 2003 Location: TDY As Assigned
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 5:54 pm Post subject: Interesting |
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Swiss James wrote: |
maybes I'll ask for some danger money- but yeah I'm staying. |
Interesting.
By what percentage should your salary be increased?
Tied to the number of nuclear devices detonated?
Something like:
One nuke detonated should result in a 25% increase in my salary.
Two nukes detonated should result in a 50% increase in my salary.
Other possibilities? |
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thorin

Joined: 14 Apr 2003
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 6:04 pm Post subject: |
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I chose "Where's North Korea?". We Koreans tend to refer to our country in English as simply "Korea". If the Dear Leader tests a bomb, it will show everyone Korea has taken its rightful place among nations as a superpower. It will be a proud day for we Koreans, and certainly nothing to be afraid of or run away from. |
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Ajarn Miguk

Joined: 22 Jan 2003 Location: TDY As Assigned
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 6:08 pm Post subject: Analysis |
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thorin wrote: |
I chose "Where's North Korea?". We Koreans tend to refer to our country in English as simply "Korea". If the Dear Leader tests a bomb, it will show everyone Korea has taken its rightful place among nations as a superpower. It will be a proud day for we Koreans, and certainly nothing to be afraid of or run away from. |
Finally, someone with an analytical mind. Thank you. |
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Swiss James

Joined: 26 Nov 2003 Location: Shanghai
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 6:21 pm Post subject: Re: Interesting |
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Ajarn Miguk wrote: |
Swiss James wrote: |
maybes I'll ask for some danger money- but yeah I'm staying. |
Interesting.
By what percentage should your salary be increased?
Tied to the number of nuclear devices detonated?
Something like:
One nuke detonated should result in a 25% increase in my salary.
Two nukes detonated should result in a 50% increase in my salary.
Other possibilities? |
I was thinking of an extra 10,000 won per week "brown trousers" allowance to cover cleaning costs, with a permanant increase in pay directly linked to the amount of skin coverage I lose due to radiation burns. |
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thorin

Joined: 14 Apr 2003
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 6:23 pm Post subject: Re: Analysis |
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Ajarn Miguk wrote: |
thorin wrote: |
I chose "Where's North Korea?". We Koreans tend to refer to our country in English as simply "Korea". If the Dear Leader tests a bomb, it will show everyone Korea has taken its rightful place among nations as a superpower. It will be a proud day for we Koreans, and certainly nothing to be afraid of or run away from. |
Finally, someone with an analytical mind. Thank you. |
Yeah James, try to be more analytical next time.  |
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manlyboy

Joined: 01 Aug 2004 Location: Darwin, Northern Territory, Australia
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 7:25 pm Post subject: |
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If they test the nukes in North America on Canadian arts graduates, I'll stay; because then a lot of the job competition will have been eliminated.  |
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pollyplummer

Joined: 07 Mar 2005 Location: McMinnvillve, Oregon
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 8:24 pm Post subject: danger pay |
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I'm hoping to be personally rescued. I wonder... is 500,000 more/ month too much to ask for in danger pay? I have a Korean co-teacher who would be just fine teaching without me, so maybe they wouldnt respond to my request for danger pay. If I were working at a hagwon, I'd definitely request more pay if a big scare happened where loads or foreigners were returning home.  |
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rapier
Joined: 16 Feb 2003
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 8:32 pm Post subject: |
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Why would you go to Britain or the U.S? they've tested hundreds and thousands of nukes.
North korea tests one, and you want to leave? |
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pollyplummer

Joined: 07 Mar 2005 Location: McMinnvillve, Oregon
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 8:36 pm Post subject: pinko |
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I'm sorry... which part of the US or Britain is home to pinko communist psychos and fascist dictators?
Uh.. okay, that's not an invitation to any of your smartass comments  |
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Derrek
Joined: 15 Jan 2003
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 8:43 pm Post subject: |
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I am really curious about this whole "nuke testing" thing. Where would they test it? The mountains near China? That can't make China happy. They surely wouldn't be stupid enough to test them near the border with South Korea.
North Korea doesn't exactly have a lot of room to be testing weapons, and in any case, we are quite close to it.
I'm still waiting for the US to threaten an announcement granting Japan the right to a larger army and more weapons if NK should test nukes.
THAT would make China get a little more serious about stopping North Korea and less serious about trying to help little KJII save face. |
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soviet_man

Joined: 23 Apr 2005 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 8:45 pm Post subject: |
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For those that doubt the military capacity of the DPRK, consider these numbers:
DPRK KOREAN PEOPLE'S ARMY (IN-SERVICE):
700,000 persons.
DPRK RESERVES (MILITARY TRAINING UNIT):
1,700,000 million persons.
DPRK WORKER-PEASANT MILITIA (Aged 17-60):
4,100,000 million persons.
DPRK YOUNG RED GUARDS (Aged under 16):
1,200,000 million persons.
So the current DPRK numbers are somewhere above 7,000,000 troops.
The USA currently has 32,500 troops based in South Korea. |
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manlyboy

Joined: 01 Aug 2004 Location: Darwin, Northern Territory, Australia
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 8:57 pm Post subject: |
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Numbers don't reflect capability. Unless that "feasting on the entrails of the enemy" propaganda was meant literally, how exactly would North Korea even be able to feed their army in the event of a conflict? |
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joe_doufu

Joined: 09 May 2005 Location: Elsewhere
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 9:00 pm Post subject: |
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If North Korea tests a nuke in June, how many of you would stay the hell away from JAPAN? |
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