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ChimpumCallao
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Ilsanman
Joined: 15 Aug 2003
Location: Bucheon, Korea
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Mortality - Crushed, pushed or stepped on by crowd or human stampede
No!! You don't say!
Mortality - Falling, jumping or pushed from a high place, undetermined intent
After bribe taking was revealed....
Crime - Embezzlements
The most unbelievable of the bunch.
Mortality - By location - Industrial and construction area
Is this the same Korea I am living in?
Mortality - Flatulence and related conditions
Now this one is scary...
Mortality - Senility
Some man on the subway.........
Mortality - Acute hepatitis B
So true...get your shots in the bum, boys and girls. |
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thepeel
Joined: 08 Aug 2004
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Some that caught my eye...
Economy - Male to female earnings
Mortality - Asthma
Mortality - Asthma (per capita)
Mortality - Crushed, pushed or stepped on by crowd or human stampede
Mortality - Failure of sterile precautions during surgical and medical care
Mortality - Falling, jumping or pushed from a high place, undetermined intent
Mortality - Hair colour and hair shaft abnormalities
Mortality - Intentional self-poisoning by and exposure to pesticides
Mortality - Mild mental retardation
Mortality - Other neurotic disorders
Mortality - Other neurotic disorders (per capita)
Mortality - Other nutritional deficiencies (per capita)
Mortality - Pneumoconiosis associated with tuberculosis (per capita)
Mortality - Reaction to severe stress, and adjustment disorders (per capita)
Mortality - Unspecified nonorganic psychosis
I am very eager to see how this thread evolves. |
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Ilsanman
Joined: 15 Aug 2003
Location: Bucheon, Korea
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| Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 6:59 am Post subject: |
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| Mortality - Mild mental retardation |
Why were they polling at my hagwon? ���� |
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thepeel
Joined: 08 Aug 2004
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| Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 7:02 am Post subject: |
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| Mortality - Mild mental retardation |
Why were they polling at my hagwon? ���� |
I thought perhaps they had just studied my neighbourhood. Or a random subway, bus or Hof.
Soju's a hell of a drug. |
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Guri Guy
Joined: 07 Sep 2003
Location: Bamboo Island
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Wow. After reading that I can only only say, A third world country in first world trappings. *sigh*
Mortality - Pneumoconiosis associated with tuberculosis (per capita)
Hmmm....You can contract tuberculosis from human spit. I have said this before but the apologists always jump all over it and say I hate Korea and that it is a cultural thing. What a load of sh*t. Spitting is bad manners and literally life threatening. Well done Korea.
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ChimpumCallao
Joined: 17 May 2005
Location: your mom
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| Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 7:04 am Post subject: Re: yes |
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[quote="Ilsanman"]
Mortality - Flatulence and related conditions
Now this one is scary... |
Kimchi.
Although, small price to pay for a delicious SARS innoculation.
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Ilsanman
Joined: 15 Aug 2003
Location: Bucheon, Korea
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| Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 7:10 am Post subject: yes |
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I will add some #1.
#1 for ddong jokes
#1 MORTALITY sticking fingers up someone's bum
#1 perms
#1 delusions of grandeur
#2 whiny voices and saying ¥����' (or equivalent in aother language) |
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thepeel
Joined: 08 Aug 2004
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| Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 7:12 am Post subject: Re: yes |
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| Ilsanman wrote: |
I will add some #1.
#1 for ddong jokes
#1 MORTALITY sticking fingers up someone's bum
#1 perms
#1 delusions of grandeur
#2 whiny voices and saying ¥����' (or equivalent in aother language) |
This is going to be the best, and most therapeutic thread ever! |
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ChimpumCallao
Joined: 17 May 2005
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| Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 7:21 am Post subject: Re: yes |
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| Ilsanman wrote: |
I will add some #1.
#1 delusions of grandeur
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Well...they do rank #3 for schizophrenia...
BTW, what does 'jja jeung na' mean? |
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The Man known as The Man
Joined: 29 Mar 2003
Location: 3 cheers for Ted Haggard oh yeah!
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| Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 11:15 am Post subject: |
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| Corporal, Thunder Bay is Number One per capita in having The Clap. |
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jajdude
Joined: 18 Jan 2003
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| Stem cell research. |
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Hanson
Joined: 20 Oct 2004
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| BTW, what does 'jja jeung na' mean? |
"That irritates me" or "That's frustrating" or "I'm annoyed"
As when the average Korean adjoshi says: "When I see a male foreigner with a nice Korean girl, Jja-jeung-na!!!" |
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mithridates
Joined: 03 Mar 2003
Location: President's office, Korean Space Agency
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| Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 8:25 pm Post subject: Re: yes |
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| Ilsanman wrote: |
I will add some #1.
#1 MORTALITY sticking fingers up someone's bum
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I would say #2 after Japan- Japan's way worse. Even the most innocent-looking kindergarten girl over there seems to be programmed with a must-grab-teacher's-t esticles-or-insert-fingers-into-rear-if-t esticles-are-not-an-option sort of command. Not even out of spite, which is the weirdest part. |
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Bbang!
Joined: 31 Oct 2004
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 9:14 pm Post subject: |
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Here's a Canadian statistic:
#1 Mortality - Specific personality disorders
That's hilarious.
And I'm Canadian. |
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