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boogiet
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
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 Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 4:42 pm Post subject: More Cheese |
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Who is a cheesier actor: Van Damme or Steven Segal?
(overall cheese in ACTING, not in real life) |
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it's full of stars
Joined: 26 Dec 2007
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| Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 5:06 pm Post subject: |
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Very difficult question to answer.
I think Seagal is the cheesiest, guy won't stop making films and waddles about like a 240 pound doorman.
Not that Van Damme is an actor of Jimmy Stewart's caliber, but I think he at least tries to act. Seagal seems to like acting for the first 15-20 mins of the film, then gets bored and just wants to twist peoples' wrists.
Both have produced some of the best D list films I've ever seen.
Seagal is also the most dangerous of the pair, by far (I think). But soooo difficult to say who is the better actor. |
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Underwaterbob
Joined: 08 Jan 2005
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| Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 5:12 pm Post subject: |
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I'd have to go with Van Damme because of his hilarious sci-fi movies.
Steven Seagal at least sticks to straight up action and gets props for being "Cock-Puncher" in The Onion movie even though I haven't seen it. |
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Czarjorge
Joined: 01 May 2007
Location: I now have the same moustache, and it is glorious.
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| Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 6:01 pm Post subject: |
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| Seagal definitely wins, not for the acting, but for the charicature of the Buddhist Native American he does in real life. |
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blurgalurgalurga
Joined: 18 Oct 2007
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| Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 6:31 pm Post subject: |
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I'm lactose intolerant, and whenever I watch a seagal movie I crap funny for weeks...Van Damme flicks on the other hand only give me the Hershey squirts for like two days, max. So, I vote Seagal.
Also: have you guys heard his music? It's AWESOME. It puts the 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!' back in awesome. It's SO BAD. He's got maybe four albums, each one worse than the one before. Totally worth a download if you feel like laughing your ass off at a bloated douchebag in blind passionate love with himself.
(tho he was good in 'the onion movie,' i must admit.) |
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it's full of stars
Joined: 26 Dec 2007
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| Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:52 pm Post subject: |
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| What is this 'the onion movie' that you speak of? |
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ReeseDog
Joined: 05 Apr 2008
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| Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:55 pm Post subject: |
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Van Damme - movies.
Seagal - real life. Aidkio...please. |
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blurgalurgalurga
Joined: 18 Oct 2007
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| Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:07 pm Post subject: |
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| it's full of stars wrote: |
| What is this 'the onion movie' that you speak of? |
It's a movie, called 'the Onion Movie,' From the good people who bring you 'the Onion,' the satirical American newspaper. The Seagal bits are the only really funny parts, I thought.
Worth a download, but if I'd bought the pirate DVD i'd've thought it not quite worth my three bucks. Lots of other people liked it better than I did, though. |
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it's full of stars
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| Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:23 pm Post subject: |
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| Sounds right up my street. |
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Rae
Joined: 10 Oct 2007
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| Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 4:42 pm Post subject: |
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| If it's real life, it's Van Damme. But Steven Segal has to take the cake for acting - all the greasy pulled-back hair with leather jacket action just adds on to it all! |
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Fishead soup
Joined: 24 Jun 2007
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| Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 5:47 pm Post subject: |
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| Steven Segal- Borderline Mullet acting like he really understands Asian culture. I guess people who have never been to asia really get into this stuff. |
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tefain
Joined: 19 Sep 2007
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| Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 8:27 am Post subject: |
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| Van Damme, no contest. |
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skconqueror
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| Fishead soup wrote: |
| Steven Segal- Borderline Mullet acting like he really understands Asian culture. I guess people who have never been to asia really get into this stuff. |
Acting like he really understands Asian culture??? What are you talking about.. He lived in Japan for years. He married a Japanese girl (first wife) and studied aikido under her father. He was the first foreigner to ever own and operate an aikido dojo in Osaka, Japan. |
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Starla
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
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| Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2008 4:06 pm Post subject: |
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I thought that this thread was going to be about where you could get cheese in Korea. I'm disappointed.  |
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Fishead soup
Joined: 24 Jun 2007
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| Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2008 5:35 pm Post subject: |
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| Segal the only person that doesn't have a mullet but looks like he has a mullet. He just ozzes with mullitude. |
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