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mack the knife



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PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 5:38 pm    Post subject: Vulgar radio sounds Reply with quote

I was listening to a Hite beer ad on the radio the other day, when I realized that I simply can't stand the sound of a liquid being a) poured into a glass or b) consumed. My immediate [fantasized] reaction was to rip the radio out of the dash and chunk it out the window. That sound is like nails clawing a chalk board. It's like a baby crying. It's like a balloon full of queef, trapped in a bottle of fart, and crapped out by Michael Moore during a bout of food poisoning. It's just a god-awful f**king sound.

And the sound of a golf-ball dropping into the hole has the same effect. What the hell is wrong with me?
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Swiss James



Joined: 26 Nov 2003
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 6:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

oh HELL yes

http://www.eslcafe.com/forums/korea/viewtopic.php?t=35027&highlight=liquid+sound
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chance2005



Joined: 03 Apr 2005

PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 9:30 pm    Post subject: Re: Vulgar radio sounds Reply with quote

mack the knife wrote:
I was listening to a Hite beer ad on the radio the other day, when I realized that I simply can't stand the sound of a liquid being a) poured into a glass or b) consumed. My immediate [fantasized] reaction was to rip the radio out of the dash and chunk it out the window. That sound is like nails clawing a chalk board. It's like a baby crying. It's like a balloon full of queef, trapped in a bottle of fart, and crapped out by Michael Moore during a bout of food poisoning. It's just a god-awful f**king sound.

And the sound of a golf-ball dropping into the hole has the same effect. What the hell is wrong with me?


I have the same problem. At work when I hear my co-workers pouring a beverage into a cup it irritates me to the point of making me angry at them. I want to yell at them to stop. No kidding. It really bothers me. Until now I thought it was my own psychosis.
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Freezer Burn



Joined: 11 Apr 2005
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 9:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I really dont mind that at all, pouring a nice cold beer at the end of the day, the sound is heaven to me.
What I cringe at i when someone scraps a plate with there knife or fork, aaarggghhh!!.
Also on Star Wars ROTS, when Yoda is fighting Palpatine and he's hanging over the edge of a senetors platform and his nails are scrapping as he's falling, sh*t that was awful.

Some other sounds that sh*t me

Babies crying
Kids whinging
Korean girls pouting and whining
Peking opera
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thorin



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PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 10:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Have you heard the norae bang radio show where people call in and sing their favorite song into their handphones?
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Swiss James



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PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 10:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

thorin wrote:
Have you heard the norae bang radio show where people call in and sing their favorite song into their handphones?


I've heard that one- godawful, and the DJs shout encouragement and/or help them back on track when they inevitably go off-key.
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jaganath69



Joined: 17 Jul 2003

PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 10:36 pm    Post subject: Re: Vulgar radio sounds Reply with quote

mack the knife wrote:
I was listening to a Hite beer ad on the radio the other day, when I realized that I simply can't stand the sound of a liquid being a) poured into a glass or b) consumed. My immediate [fantasized] reaction was to rip the radio out of the dash and chunk it out the window. That sound is like nails clawing a chalk board. It's like a baby crying. It's like a balloon full of queef, trapped in a bottle of fart, and crapped out by Michael Moore during a bout of food poisoning. It's just a god-awful f**king sound.

And the sound of a golf-ball dropping into the hole has the same effect. What the hell is wrong with me?


We should form a support group, I thought I was all alone on this one.
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