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The Chewbacca Defense · Joined: 29 May 2004 Location: The ROK and a hard place

What are things that you have always wanted to say, but have never been in a situation to be able to say them?
Mine are:

"Quick to the lab!"
"Follow that car!"
"Holy Cow!" (no really I've never said that!)
"Not tonight dear, I have a headache"
(while in a night club!) "Oi...get your bum out of my hands!"

Maybe one day....(sigh!)

desultude · Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 4:28 am Post subject:

You mean your not my real parents?! Confused

The Chewbacca Defense · Joined: 29 May 2004 Location: The ROK and a hard place

And of course I would like to say this at a dinner party.

"Let me go ahead and share alittle something special with you that I like to call Jimmy James' perspective:

One, if someone is standing in front of me in line at the coffee shop and can't decide what they want in the half hour it took to get to the register then i should be allowed to kill them. And....

Two, i am fairly sure that if they took porn off the internet, there would only be one website left and it would be called bring back the porn."

I have always wanted to go on a tirade like this one which I stole from Dr. Cox from 'Scrubs'. Like this next one I am actually going to use tomorrow in class:

"Look! I know you and I have never really "connected." Maybe that's because you are relentlessly annoying or maybe it's my fault because I can't tolerate relentlessly annoying people. I don't know! But answer me one question: Do you think I'm a good teacher?"

Oh the comedy! Very Happy

calypso · Joined: 31 May 2004

Yeah but halloween was ages ago and you still havent taken off that mask.

Badmojo · Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 5:38 am Post subject:

I'd like to do a couple of Pacino lines from Scarface.

"You know, that ________ is a piece of *hit, you know. I told him to do something, he didn't do it, so I had to cancel his *ucking contract."

"I make 75 million on this deal alone. 75 million. That is serious money."

captain kirk · Joined: 29 Jan 2003

"I couldn't be with someone who likes Joni Mitchell. 'I look at clouds from both sides now. I really don't know clouds at all'. What does that mean? Was she a pilot? Was she taking flying lessons? What?!". Smile

The Man known as The Man · Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 1:20 pm Post subject:

"Speaking of the Catholic Church, I just took a dump."

zappadelta · Joined: 31 Aug 2004

I've always wanted to say and perform a "Citizen's Arrest!"

inkoreaforgood · Joined: 15 Dec 2003 Location: Inchon

kermo · Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 7:35 pm Post subject:

I don't get enough opportunities to add the words "-atron" to things. I would also like to have more "bots" in my life.

Where's my correspondatron? Is the scullerybot on the fritz again?

Ryst Helmut · Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 7:50 pm Post subject:

eamo · Joined: 08 Mar 2003 Location: Shepherd's Bush, 1964.

"You can stuff this job up your arse!!"................... While throwing a dirty apron in the bosses face.

khyber · Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Location: Compunction Junction

i want door number two AND the washer dryer combo....

PLEAAAAASEEEE!!!!

Dan · Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Location: Sunny Glendale, CA

"God damn you're ugly."

Swiss James · Joined: 26 Nov 2003 Location: Shanghai

"Nice knockers, get in the car"