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[livinginkorea]

Got this from a mate of mine in an email (hence no editing 'cas i'm lazy!)

> >Some of the finest gaffes ever heard on BBC radio and TV:
> >
> >Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male
> >astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK Solar Eclipse coverage remarked:
> >"They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only
> >come in his shorts."
> >
> >Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny
> >Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick likes
> >to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."
> >
> >Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: "Stephen
> >Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."
> >
> >Jack Burnicle was talking about Colin Edwards' tyre choice on World
> >Superbike racing: "Colin had a hard on in practice earlier, and I bet
> >he wished he had a hard on now."
> >
> >Chris Tarrant discussing the first Millionaire winner Judith Keppel
> >on This Morning: "She was practising fastest finger first by herself
> >in bed last night."
> >
> >'Winning Post's' Stewart Machin commentating on jockey Tony McCoy's
> >formidable lead: "Tony has a quick look between his legs and likes
> >what he sees."
> >
> >Ross King discussing relays with champion runner Phil Redmond: "Well
> >Phil, tell us about your amazing third leg."
> >
> >Cricketer Neil Fairbrother hit a single during a Durham v Lancashire
> >match, inspiring Bobby Simpson to observe: "With his lovely soft
> >hands he just tossed it off."
> >
> >Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said:
> >"There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this."
> >
> >James Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix, asked:
> >"What does it feel like being rammed up the backside by Barrichello?"
> >
> >Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros felt much better
> >today after a 69."
> >
> >The new stand at Doncaster race course took Brough Scott's breath
> >away... "My word," he said. "Look at that magnificent erection."
> >
> >Willie Carson was telling Claire Balding how jockeys prepare for a
> >big race when he said: "They usually have four or five dreams a night
> >about coming from different positions."
> >
> >Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on Time Team Live
> >said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get it."
> >
> >A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have
> >snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob,
> >where's that eight inches you promised me last night?"
> >
> >US PGA Commentator - "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is
> >playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his
> >balls and kisses them .... Oh my god!!!!! What have I just said?!!!!"
> >
> >Metro Radio - "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got
> >eleven Dicks on the field."
> >
> >Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - "Ah, isn't
> >that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of
> >the Oxford crew."
> >
> >Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - "This is really a lovely
> >horse. I once rode her mother."
> >
> >New Zealand Rugby Commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl
> >Gibson comes inside of him."
> >
> >Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava from
> >Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"

[keithinkorea]

Funny stuff.

[Eunoia]

Seen most of these before. Good stuff, to be sure - but I've always thought that they'd be better if the quote came before the setup.