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[endo]

Is there anywhere in Seoul where I can buy condoms that are bigger than the brands sold in stores?

Thanks in advance.

[the_beaver]

The Red Door, He Man.

[Devil's Harvest]

Cling-wrap and an elastic band.

[endo]

[crazylemongirl]

Follow the road where the burger king is at itaewon station away from the hamilton hotel. Then you'll reach a yellow money exchange. The red door (well door frame) is right next door. She usually carries trojans.

[buddy bradley]

You don't need domes buddy - there's no AIDS in Korea. This is bareback country, and don't you forget it, player.

[jaganath69]

just don't use them with the racially pure princesses of the mighty Han nation. You wouldn't want to go enraging netizens and racist journalist now, would you?

[coulter]

You can order them at www.condomania.com. They ship to Korea. You can get pretty much any brand and any size.

[dogbert]

[jajdude]

I hate it though when I'm told I'm a father.

[Hollywoodaction]

[Captain Corea]

Last time I was back home I stocked up.

[billybrobby]

i think the United Benetton brand is pretty good. i don't know what they're doing selling condoms (don't they sell clothes? no? life insurance? sailing equipment? all i know is they're all about racial unity. youthful, fresh-faced racial unity) but anyways they're a western brand so they're designed for, uh, average western dudes. (i'm sorry if i offended the entire continent of asia, but those japanese condoms are not making a big impression). if that's not cutting it for you, maybe an umbrella cover would do, big man!

[excitinghead]

When I couldn't find any in the wild outback of Jinju when I lived there 5 years ago, I ended up emailing friends back in New Zealand to send me some. If you get desperate enough to do the same, make sure that the berks don't write "condoms" on the side. The (much-appreciated) plain package one friend sent to me got to me okay, but the other THREE that my other friends sent to me that did say it never did!

All other non-condom related packages (20 in all) that got sent to me while I lived there arrived with no problems, so to this day I'm convinced that the Korean post office or whoever just arbitrarily confiscated them out of spite and/or jealously. God knows what they did with them, but whatever amusement they got out of it doesn't quite compare with mine when the whole incident convinced my now Korean wife to switch to the pill!

[mercury]

So Endo,

You came here in March, 2004? And you are just now asking where to buy the extra large raincoats?

So what happened.........
a) You finally found a girl (after 18 months)
b) You mail ordered an "enlarge the yang" kit
c) You decided the seminary degree was worthless, and you will be heading to hoooooooker hill this weekend.