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Corporal
Joined: 25 Jan 2003
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 Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 6:08 am Post subject: Confession time |
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I never pay the full fare when riding the bus. If challenged (which has only happened once or twice) I pretend I don't understand any Korean. 
Confess something. Let us absolve you! |
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VanIslander
Joined: 18 Aug 2003
Location: Geoje, Hadong, Tongyeong,... now in a small coastal island town outside Gyeongsangnamdo!
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| Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 6:18 am Post subject: |
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I always thought Corporal was petty!
Oh,... you mean about my own discretions!
I have urinated in a staircase while in a soju stupor and unwilling to wet my pants (the wiser course of action I thought much later). |
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Corporal
Joined: 25 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 6:20 am Post subject: |
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| VanIslander wrote: |
I always thought Corporal was petty!
Oh,... you mean about my own discretions!
I have urinated in a staircase while in a soju stupor and unwilling to wet my pants (the wiser course of action I thought much later). |
Gross.
Hey, I'm Dutch. 300 won a day is big savings in my mind. |
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joe_doufu
Joined: 09 May 2005
Location: Elsewhere
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| Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 6:35 am Post subject: |
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| I couldn't figure out the recycling rules of my officetel, so i just started throwing everything in one bag and taking it to the dumpster area late at night when nobody was working there! |
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tzechuk
Joined: 20 Dec 2004
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| Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 6:42 am Post subject: |
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| I can't believe you'd do that... Corporal.. I'd be far too guilty to cheat! |
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OiGirl
Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: Hoke-y-gun
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| Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 6:48 am Post subject: |
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| VanIslander wrote: |
| I have urinated in a staircase while in a soju stupor and unwilling to wet my pants (the wiser course of action I thought much later). |
The second time I read this, I read "suitcase".  |
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oxfordstu
Joined: 28 Aug 2004
Location: Bangkok
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| Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 7:33 am Post subject: |
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| joe_doufu wrote: |
| I couldn't figure out the recycling rules of my officetel, so i just started throwing everything in one bag and taking it to the dumpster area late at night when nobody was working there! |
Same here. I can't be bothered to separate anything, and don't they charge you every month for the sticker to put on the food waste basket? |
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The Great Toad
Joined: 12 Jun 2004
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| Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 7:48 am Post subject: |
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| On the bus I get excited and talk loud on my cell and sometimes get mad when the bus drivers or others tell for me to shutup. |
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PolyChronic Time Girl
Joined: 15 Dec 2004
Location: Korea Exited
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| Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 7:50 am Post subject: |
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I live on the 10th floor of my apartment building...some days it's just a long elevator ride up there and I don't want to bother sharing an elevator and make stupid small talk with ajeoshis, so I hit the close button right away when I see ajeoshis running up to the elevator. Then I laugh because I have the elevator to myself ......hee,hee,hee 
Also, I usually don't like talking to taxi drivers when I'm in a taxi alone. In order to avoid conversation, I have a fake conversation on my cell phone to my husband (so the taxi driver doesn't get any ideas) the whole way to my destination.
These "evil doings" of mine are really just a defense tactic I use to avoid conversation/interaction with stranger-ajeoshis.
Oh, and I frequently say "yongo mal moteyo." ( I don't speak English) to the random Koreans on the street who want me to edit something of theirs. |
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JongnoGuru
Joined: 25 May 2004
Location: peeing on your doorstep
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| Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 9:41 am Post subject: |
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I'm a model citizen in every way.
Last edited by JongnoGuru on Wed Jun 22, 2005 6:29 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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SuperFly
Joined: 09 Jul 2003
Location: In the doghouse
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| Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 2:57 pm Post subject: |
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| When I worked at Halla Heavy Industries (Pre IMF '97) I slept with several wimmenz in my office on the 17th floor...including a fellow teacher. I was single though, at least I wasn't cheating on anyone. |
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sparkx
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: thekimchipot.com
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| Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:00 pm Post subject: |
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| I once ate a moonpie out of a girls ass |
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SuperFly
Joined: 09 Jul 2003
Location: In the doghouse
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| Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:03 pm Post subject: |
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| I was such a damn slutty ho |
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Harin
Joined: 03 May 2004
Location: Garden of Eden
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| Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:03 pm Post subject: |
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| SuperFly wrote: |
| When I worked at Halla Heavy Industries (Pre IMF '97) I slept with several wimmenz in my office on the 17th floor...including a fellow teacher. I was single though, at least I wasn't cheating on anyone. |
is that why you're a dog? |
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Corporal
Joined: 25 Jan 2003
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| PolyChronic Time Girl wrote: |
Also, I usually don't like talking to taxi drivers when I'm in a taxi alone. |
Heh...you mean you don't ENJOY having the following conversation over and over again?
him: where are you from?
me: Canada
him: ohhhh Canada is a beautiful country!
me: thanks
him: Which do you like better, Canada or Korea?
me: dunno
him: Why are you living in Korea?
me: mmmm english teacher
him: But don't you think Canada is more beautiful than Korea?
me: yup
him: hahahhahahahahah!
me: mmmfff
him: Don't you miss Canada? Don't you want to go back?
me: *suppressing urge to yawn* |
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