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[LL Moonmanhead]

was down the pub the other night and heard some cracking jokes, thought i'd share them with you. Probably been done before but what the hell. Jokes old and new please(we might not have heard the old one's).


-Whats E.T. short for?



Because he's got little legs.


-A man walks into a bar and he has an orange for a head. After ordering a couple of pints the barmaid plucks up the courage to ask him why he has an orange for a head.
"Well, I was stranded on a desert island and I found a magic lamp, which I rubbed and a genie came out and granted me 3 wishes"

"And what did you wish for?" was the barmaids question.

"My first wish was for unlimited wealth and my second wish was that I could sleep with the most beautiful women in the world", he says.

"And did they come true?" enquired the barmaid.

"Yes" was the reply.

"What about your third wish then?"

He says "I asked for an orange for a head"





-Daisy is a really rare breed of orangutang (!spelling!) and is on the verge of extinction until scientists discovered that a human could mate with her to preserve the breed.

"who on earth would carry out such an awful task like that the scientists wondered we will never find anyone will we ? " saiid one

"why don't we ask paddy he has been her keeper for the last 10 years he knows her better than anyone"

so they approach him and explain that it is really important that he considers it cos if he won't do it then when daisy dies the breed will be extinct and they tell him cos it's so important it is a £50,000 contract as well.

Paddy is extremely dubious and doesn't really want to carry out such a vile act but agrees to sleep on it. The next day he goes back to work and agrees to do it on 3 strict conditions.

1, no kissing whatsoever

2, under no circumstances must this ever get out to anybody

3, give me 3 weeks to raise the £50,000...


i'll get my coat......