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The evil penguin
Joined: 24 May 2003
Location: Doing something naughty near you.....
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 Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 7:02 pm Post subject: Who's the most inferior... |
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Ok, winner gets a free length of rope or packet of razor blades (their preference)
This competition has been largely sparked of by the posts of Jajdude.
I quote one: "Wow, toots, this is one the funniest things I have ever read!
Congrats.
But there is no way possible you could be inferior to me"
Hmmmmm.... i sense a challenge.....
In the interests of making Jajdude feel better about himself....... come on all you people.... what makes you the most worthless wretched soul on the forum? Don't let Jajdude think he can win this one easily...
In the interests of fair play, I'll post first (but still saving my winning efforts for later...)
Basically: Came here 3 years ago when, in a space of a week, my dog died, I sold my business due to major debts, I wrote off my motorbike, and my soon-to-be-fiance girlfriend left me....
Went back home this year to return to uni and 'normal' life. Couldn't do it..... old mates and family had moved on with life and i seemed out of the loop. Came back to korea with nothing except more debt......
Oh, and I've got 2 and a half years until the big three zero. And I'm going bald. And the only female "attention" I have been getting is from a 43 year old married beer-hof adjuma.....
Okay.... anybody else wish to partcipate??? |
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rapier
Joined: 16 Feb 2003
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| Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 8:45 pm Post subject: |
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thats pretty sad penguin. i think we'll accept your self- nomination, you win.
Nice to see an unpretentious confessional post though  |
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The evil penguin
Joined: 24 May 2003
Location: Doing something naughty near you.....
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| Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 11:38 pm Post subject: |
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Oh come on people...
The foreigner community here is FULL of pathetic souls.... 
lets hear it....... |
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sheba
Joined: 16 May 2005
Location: Here there and everywhere!
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| Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 11:50 pm Post subject: |
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| Ill refrain from nominating people I feel worthy!! |
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The evil penguin
Joined: 24 May 2003
Location: Doing something naughty near you.....
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| Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 3:20 am Post subject: |
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| sheba wrote: |
| Ill refrain from nominating people I feel worthy!! |
nah, no worries.... involuntary nominations are also accepted.... just have to say why you chose 'em...
The main objective is to not let Jajdude win.... (if/when he shows up.......  ) |
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cubanlord
Joined: 08 Jul 2005
Location: In Japan!
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| Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 3:27 am Post subject: |
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| TMIO penguin.....TMIO |
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tomato
Joined: 31 Jan 2003
Location: I get so little foreign language experience, I must be in Koreatown, Los Angeles.
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| Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 3:55 am Post subject: |
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Evil Penguin, I'm not going bald, I am bald!
One of my students brought her little ���� to class one day,
and her little ���� drew my portrait:
Isn't that cute? |
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captain kirk
Joined: 29 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 7:38 am Post subject: |
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Is the OP inferior (The Evil Penguin)? No, looks like he's kicking Batman's ass.
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peach
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Joined: 16 Oct 2004
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| Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 3:42 pm Post subject: |
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| The evil penguin wrote: |
| sheba wrote: |
| Ill refrain from nominating people I feel worthy!! |
nah, no worries.... involuntary nominations are also accepted.... just have to say why you chose 'em...
The main objective is to not let Jajdude win.... (if/when he shows up....... ) |
It would be best to keep nominations voluntary. |
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Jensen
Joined: 30 Mar 2003
Location: hippie hell
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| Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 5:50 pm Post subject: |
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Other than a little restlessness as I get older, I thought I had a pretty good handle on life, something close to an admirable hippie lifestyle and a sparkling personality to boot. Then my kids turned into teenagers. As my daughter said the other day...this from a kid whose diapers I have changed...and washed...when I told her to wash the dishes: (Stomping and shouting) "Omigod this sucks sooooo Bad! You guys are such LOSERS!!"
Only four more years until she can go to college... |
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Imbroglio
Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: Behind the wheel of a large automobile
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| Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 6:14 pm Post subject: |
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Hwajangsil Ajumma
Joined: 02 May 2005
Location: On my knees in the stall
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| Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 8:24 am Post subject: |
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I reckon I can win this hands down.
I'm such an ugly, low-IQ loser that I hide behind the persona of a stunted, bubble-permed toilet cleaning lady. I'm such a pathetic waste of sub-humanity that even pretending to be someone with a drinking problem who stares at people's genitalia at the urinals, before creeping back to my room to eat junk food and pleasure myself, is a step up the social ladder.
Do I win? |
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Qinella
Joined: 25 Feb 2005
Location: the crib
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| Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 8:52 am Post subject: |
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| I look at kiddie kitten porn. |
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The Man known as The Man
Joined: 29 Mar 2003
Location: 3 cheers for Ted Haggard oh yeah!
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| Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 10:01 am Post subject: |
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| Hwajangsil Ajumma wrote: |
I reckon I can win this hands down.
I'm such an ugly, low-IQ loser that I hide behind the persona of a stunted, bubble-permed toilet cleaning lady. I'm such a pathetic waste of sub-humanity that even pretending to be someone with a drinking problem who stares at people's genitalia at the urinals, before creeping back to my room to eat junk food and pleasure myself, is a step up the social ladder.
Do I win? |
by far you are the sexiest ever |
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jajdude
Joined: 18 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 10:10 am Post subject: |
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LOL, thanks for considering me a serious contender! I may actually be number one at something!
I admire your competitive drive "evil penguin." Since I do not have any drive whatsoever, I rate you as superior!
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You have obviously had a few hard times. But who has had as many wretched posts as me?
There may be many wretched souls among us, but few are telling the tales. At least not in the same league as me on that.
(Damn, maybe I am a bit competitive) |
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