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Moldy's report from Alberta

 
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Moldy Rutabaga



Joined: 01 Jul 2003
Location: Ansan, Korea

PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 5:54 pm    Post subject: Moldy's report from Alberta Reply with quote

Just got back from my wedding and summer holiday in Alberta. A few reflections, for those really bored posters who want to read them.

1. Air Canada. It still blows major goats. Last year, when I complained about rude service, they decided to make it up to me with a wedding surprise-- which turns out to be a tiny, stale cake which we throw out after three bites. On the way back, you have to use a computer to check in and it still can't seat us together. And, another small gripe-- are there NO attractive Air Canada stewardesses? I don't expect it to be Singapore Air, but shouldn't the law of averages at least bring one person who bothers to look good once in a while?

2. Banff. It's pricey-- the rip-off gondola ride at $25 for a short ride up the mountains-- but the scenery is still there. I got dragged into a Korean restaurant but it was actually very good. Lots of Japanese in Banff but not many Koreans really.

3. Edmonton. It's going nuts. More subdivisions, malls, overpasses, houses, everything, than last year. As usual, when I lived there I couldn't buy a job, and now it's raining help wanted signs. Every store and gas station is looking for people. And I get the worst of both ends, because now I get the bad side of full employment: no one gives a sheeit about their job because there's plenty more. A lot of my favorite restaurants and places-- Chili's, even Tim Horton's-- aren't very good anymore because the staff is either unskilled immigrants who move like tree sloths or teenagers who don't know and don't care. Blah. The city needs a good, long recession, by Gadfrey. Ironically, West Ed Mall is starting to look really dingy; it seems fifty years old.

The roads seem quiet, partly because I'm comparing them to Korean traffic, but also because $1.03 a litre gas is starting to cut down on frivolous driving, I think. Some of my parents' elderly friends are driving much less.

4. Technology. Korea's still ahead. Going back to Canada is stepping back in time for cell phones and computers. Future Shop turns out to be a yawn. In Korea I can go anywhere and print out pictures from a USB key. London Drugs can't do it, the clerk is an idiot, and even at a very respectable specialty store like McBain Camera there's two teenaged girls who don't even know what a USB key is and are too lazy to interrupt their makeup session to plug one into their computers.

5. People. Yes, they continue to get fatter. And no one respects speed limits anymore. I drive into town at 120 km/h and get passed like I'm standing still.

This is the fate of the ESL teacher. The longer I stay here, the more things back home p-ss me off-- but the things that irritate me in Korea still don't go away. Back to the stares and you-can-have-anything-you-want-to-eat-as-long-it's-Korean.

Signed, the old grouch.
Ken:>
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Alias



Joined: 24 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 5:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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People. Yes, they continue to get fatter.


Yes they do. You should see the Maritimes. We are the fattest region in the country. The Asian living/studying here certainly notice.
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pegpig



Joined: 10 May 2005

PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 6:48 am    Post subject: Re: Moldy's report from Alberta Reply with quote

Moldy Rutabaga wrote:
two teenaged girls who don't even know what a USB key is and are too lazy to interrupt their makeup session to plug one into their computers.


Sorry. Mind always in the gutter. I read make-out. Had to reread that part and then pause for a few moments while I regroped...errr regrouped.
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Moldy Rutabaga



Joined: 01 Jul 2003
Location: Ansan, Korea

PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 5:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not a problem.. if it was a makeout session I would have included pictures. Cool

Ken:>
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Wrench



Joined: 07 Apr 2005

PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 6:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My Hometown. I liked it there except my alergies were really bad, now I live on the Island and I love it. (Well now I am in Korea)
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Captain Corea



Joined: 28 Feb 2005
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 5:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Great post on Alta. Moldy! It sounds so much like when I went back to Cow-town last summer.


There's no place like home... too bad there's now way to really go back.
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tzechuk



Joined: 20 Dec 2004

PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 6:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Awww... and I always wanted to go to Banff... should I not bother then?
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mithridates



Joined: 03 Mar 2003
Location: President's office, Korean Space Agency

PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 8:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You should still bother but personally I like Canmore a lot better. Same feel but not within the park so it's free and there are a lot more new-agey stores and whatnot that makes it more interesting culturally than the touristy and skiing/snowboarding town of Banff.
If you feel like going further in though you should cross the BC border and go see Takakkaw Falls, a 309 metre waterfall that looks like this:





If I ever had to go back to Canada (God forbid) I don'y know where I'd live. I'm from Calgary but it's cold. Vancouver's okay but I have a lot of weird memories from there. I've never once managed to live a normal life there and last time I lived there I was close to becoming insane.
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Demophobe



Joined: 17 May 2004

PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 9:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mithridates wrote:
You should still bother but personally I like Canmore a lot better. Same feel but not within the park so it's free and there are a lot more new-agey stores and whatnot that makes it more interesting culturally than the touristy and skiing/snowboarding town of Banff.


Enjoy being correct on this for but a fleeting moment. Canmore is already under the developer's pressure and it's a hairline of resistance that is keeping it the sleepy neighbor to Japanff.

Still, it remains a great place and a stone throw from Calgary...my (our?) hometown. However...really, Calgary is not cold by comparison to any city in the middle 2/3 of Canada. Regina (a frozen/burning wasteland), Winnipeg (viewed as "terrible" and that's overrating), Edmonton (not so bad, but it's Edmonton)...all colder and without the freezer-breaking chinooks.
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khyber



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: Compunction Junction

PostPosted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 12:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

why people prefer canmore to banff is strange to me...it's ALMOST the same thing. But instead of the tourists, there are the rich snobs who prefer to live in the "artsy" communities because there is "So much going on" without ever contributing...YARG!

If you want relative peace and quiet, go up to Jasper....it's a mix of busy town, and pleasant times.
I don't understand why everyone overlooks jasper...it's great!
the
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