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Statement about Men's Change-Rooms/Saunas
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aldershot



Joined: 17 Jul 2006

PostPosted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 9:49 pm    Post subject: Statement about Men's Change-Rooms/Saunas Reply with quote

guys, we all know k-men love to stare. stare glare stare stare. but after a good swim, you shower off, hop in the tub, it feels weird when... everybody's staring at your willy. and each other's willy. even their own willies.

i've gotten to the point where i shower with my suit still on, jump in the tub with it on (where i get particularly curious stares; some men telling me i've got to be naked), and wrap a towel around myself to take it off.

this, of course, draws more stares. but at least i don't feel as self-conscious.

what is with k-men and their willies? they also really enjoy scrubbing their willies. furiously, obsessively scrubbing. then looking at the other guys' willies to see if it's as clean as their own.

and why, oh why, when in the tub must a man sit right next to me, splay his legs, and virtually spill his willy in my lap?

i've had it with k-willies.
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Juregen



Joined: 30 May 2006

PostPosted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 9:56 pm    Post subject: Re: Statement about Men's Change-Rooms/Saunas Reply with quote

aldershot wrote:


and why, oh why, when in the tub must a man sit right next to me, splay his legs, and virtually spill his willy in my lap?


With that kind of wilie i would be looking at yours too.
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Max_Power



Joined: 13 Oct 2006

PostPosted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 10:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ya, I'm getting sick of the same thing. Especially at the urinals. They certainly don't try and be discrete about it either. This is creepy behavior.
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mateomiguel



Joined: 16 May 2005

PostPosted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 10:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

this is why I pee in the stall.

Not because this has actually happened to me, but because I read posts like this here and got paranoid.

My dick will not be homo-ogled.
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Octavius Hite



Joined: 28 Jan 2004
Location: Househunting, looking for a new bunker from which to convert the world to homosexuality.

PostPosted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 10:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do you guys have deformed *beep*' or somthing?? I love when guys look at it, not just cause I'm gay (which I am) but because while in Canada I'm just an average guy, in Korea its like I'm superman or John Holmes. I revel in then fact that they take a quick glance and then do a double take and the just stare in awe at my giant piece. It's why I stay in Korea. Why go home and be a nobody when you can live here and be a god!
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charlieDD



Joined: 16 Jun 2006
Location: Seoul, Korea

PostPosted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 11:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, . . they do live on a P E N I n S U L A. Cool
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Sina qua non



Joined: 20 Jun 2006

PostPosted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 12:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What I wonder about regarding men's saunas is: who, exactly, is watching the feeds from the security cameras installed in the locker areas of the changing rooms? Is the nice ajuma who took my cash at the entrance got her TV tuned to my willie as I'm getting ready for a sauna?

It's questions like these that have prompted me to dance a strip tease now whenever I disrobe for the sauna. Wink
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Old fat expat



Joined: 19 Sep 2005
Location: a caravan of dust, making for a windy prairie

PostPosted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 12:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Staring- that's nothing.

Saw a guy the other day excavating his arse with his finger--for about 5 minutes. And yes, he even smelled his finger. What did he think? It would smell like a rose? Hmm, been digging around, what's this brown stuff.

I thought spitting on the streets was bad until I witnessed ajoshies spitting in the showers. But that is over-shadowed by the pissing in the showers. Been to a number of gyms and this happens. Geez, it's not a urinal.

Wipping their arses with the communal gym towels. WTF. And I'm worried about sweating on the machines.

And then there is the fluffing of the pubes with the hairdryier. And just when you think you've seen it all, the dryer is stuck into their arse for a good blowdry.

The behavior in gyms and saunas here is disgusting. I've been going to gyms all over the world for 40 years. The things these guys do in what is a public place I'm reluctant to do in private. I've seen some odd things in rugby changing sheds, but Korea has been a real eye opener.

Any other good stories out there?
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R-Seoul



Joined: 23 Aug 2006
Location: your place

PostPosted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 12:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

After reading that, i'm never joining a gym in Korea.
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poet13



Joined: 22 Jan 2006
Location: Just over there....throwing lemons.

PostPosted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 2:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i went to a sauna once...only once....and never again.
between my ink, my hair, and my (to the average korean) oversized ding dong, i felt like a freak at the circus. some little kid actually came over, squatted in front of me, and peered straight up into my p***hole. never again!
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Octavius Hite



Joined: 28 Jan 2004
Location: Househunting, looking for a new bunker from which to convert the world to homosexuality.

PostPosted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 2:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I know a guy, a friend of a friend. He's a very large black man and just happens to be devout christian. The first and last time he went to the (straight) sauna went like this: he walked and in, got naked and headed to the shower. As he is showering an ajosshi walks up to him , points and screams "PORN STAR! YOU PORN STAR!"

I laughed for 45 minutes straight hearing the story from him one night in a bar.
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4 months left



Joined: 07 Feb 2003

PostPosted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 3:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What I find strange is that they all seem to wash in the exact same way, do they get taught this in school? And the vigour they wash themselves, it's like they haven't seen water in a year. Also the constant hacking and spitting, sometimes I think it's a contest.

What I don't get is that they spend so much time and effort cleaning themselves and then they spit on the floor, the walls, litter, etc.

I like to know a foreign female perspective on how Korean women act in the change room and shower.


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cdninkorea



Joined: 27 Jan 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 4:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Old fat expat wrote:
And then there is the fluffing of the pubes with the hairdryier.

4 months left wrote:
I like to know a foreign females perspective on how Korean women act.


According to a foreign woman I talked to about this, who went to the same gym I did ('California Wow' in Apgujeong), Korean women do indeed blow dry and fluff up their muffs.
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RACETRAITOR



Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul, South Korea

PostPosted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 4:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

cdninkorea wrote:

According to a foreign woman I talked to about this, who went to the same gym I did ('California Wow' in Apgujeong), Korean women do indeed blow dry and fluff up their muffs.


Yes, this is true.
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Ya-ta Boy



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: Established in 1994

PostPosted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 4:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You could just relax and enjoy the attention, or you could even stare back.
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