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kermo
Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.
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 Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 7:07 pm Post subject: Lightbulb joke! |
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Q. How many Bush Administration officials does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its condition is improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are deflective spin from the liberal media. Illuminating rooms is hard work. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effort. Why do you hate freedom? |
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numazawa
Joined: 20 Mar 2005
Location: The Concrete Barnyard
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| Nevertheless, in the spirit of unquestioning vigilance, we have set aside $15 billion in the next budget to establish a Department of Home Hardware Security, which will be entrusted with the responsibility of overseeing oversights, or watching hidden unmentionables, or whatever needs watching to make everything safe-like. |
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Moldy Rutabaga
Joined: 01 Jul 2003
Location: Ansan, Korea
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Tonight on CNN: Hail to the light bulb! A celebration of America's favorite home appliance.
Tonight on Fox News: Edison was a Republican. What it means to you.
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kermo
Joined: 01 Sep 2004
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 Brilliant, guys. |
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