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uberscheisse
Joined: 02 Dec 2003
Location: japan is better than korea.
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 Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2005 5:47 pm Post subject: joke thread |
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post a joke, make someone smile, offend someone... whatever.
q: what did chewbacca say to the air conditioner repairman?
a:"awawawwawwrrrrrrraaaawwraaaww!!!"
two muffins are in an oven. the first muffin says to the second, "wow, is it ever hot in here!!!" the second one says "HOLY SHIT, A TALKING MUFFIN!"
q: what do gay horses eat?
a: "haaaaaaaaaayyyy..." |
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numazawa
Joined: 20 Mar 2005
Location: The Concrete Barnyard
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| Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2005 5:49 pm Post subject: |
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| This is a joke, right? |
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uberscheisse
Joined: 02 Dec 2003
Location: japan is better than korea.
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| Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2005 5:54 pm Post subject: |
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| numazawa wrote: |
| This is a joke, right? |
yes.
q: how do you get michael jackson to stop in the middle of a performance?
a: throw a 6 year old boy at him.
ah, like his dates, michael jackson jokes will never get old.
q: how do you know it's bedtime at neverland ranch?
a: the big hand is on the little hand. |
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numazawa
Joined: 20 Mar 2005
Location: The Concrete Barnyard
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cruisemonkey
Joined: 04 Jul 2005
Location: Hopefully, the same place as my luggage.
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| Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2005 7:33 pm Post subject: |
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Q: How do you get a one-armed ESL teacher to fall out of a tree?
A: Wave at him. |
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uberscheisse
Joined: 02 Dec 2003
Location: japan is better than korea.
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| Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2005 9:41 pm Post subject: |
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that was great. there really needs to be some random street theater in korea. |
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sillywilly
Joined: 20 Jan 2003
Location: Canada.
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| Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 11:12 am Post subject: |
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The muffin joke made me gaffaw but my son didn't get it.
A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him astounded and says: " Hey! We have a drink named after you!"
The grasshopper cocks his head to the side and says: " You have a drink named Steve?" |
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Paji eh Wong
Joined: 03 Jun 2003
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| Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 6:55 am Post subject: |
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Jennifer Lopez has been Shot
Jennifer Lopez, the popular entertainer, has been shot. |
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Paji eh Wong
Joined: 03 Jun 2003
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UPDATE!
Jennifer Lopez has NOT been shot. Not even slightly. I was confusing her with President McKinley. I apologize for any distress this caused.
Our thoughts must be with Mr McKinley's family at this difficult time. |
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numazawa
Joined: 20 Mar 2005
Location: The Concrete Barnyard
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| Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 7:52 am Post subject: |
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| Paji eh Wong wrote: |
Our thoughts must be with Mr McKinley's family at this difficult time. |
Tragically, they are all dead, too.
The situation is grave indeed. Many graves, yes. |
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Babayaga
Joined: 28 May 2005
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| Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 2:06 pm Post subject: |
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Here's a joke:a drunk knocks on an apt door and asks:"Do I live here?".The resident of the apt replies:"No,I live here!". The drunk leaves,then comes back and knocks on the same door:" Do I live here?". The answer is again:"No,I live here!" The drunk leaves again,then comes back again and yet again knocks on the same door:"Do I live here?". "No,I live here!",barks the irate resident. The drunk then breaks into tears:"How come you can live everywhere,but poor me,I have nowhere to stay?"
And joke#2 --a warning: a little vulgar.
This guy invites his friend over for dinner and serves him dumplings. Every time the guest finishes his serving , the host forces him to eat some more.Finally,the host asks:"So,would you like any more?". The guest replies ruefully:"Please,NO MORE!. I'm holding the 20th dumpling in my mouth,and I'm sitting on my 1st one!" |
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Babayaga
Joined: 28 May 2005
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| Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 3:40 pm Post subject: Jewish joke |
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This is from a "Book of Jewish Humour". A Jewish curse:
"May all of your teeth fall out,except one,which is a rotten one!"  |
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DRAMA OVERKILL
Joined: 12 Apr 2005
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| Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 6:42 am Post subject: |
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A Korean joke I've heard recently...
A father and son are standing on beach beach looking out to sea... They see a ship sailing by...
Son: Dad, what's that?
Father: That's a ship...
A smaller ship follows the larger one...
Son: Dad, what's that?
Father: That's a ship secky... |
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JongnoGuru
Joined: 25 May 2004
Location: peeing on your doorstep
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| Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 6:56 am Post subject: Re: joke thread |
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| uberscheisse wrote: |
| post a joke, make someone smile, offend someone... whatever. |
You asked for it.
What do scooters and fat chicks have in common?
(So offensive I'll let someone else supply the punchline.) |
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DRAMA OVERKILL
Joined: 12 Apr 2005
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| Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 7:47 am Post subject: |
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Could it be that both are fun to ride, it's just that you don't want anyone to see you doing it?"
Could be wrong... Wouldn't be the first time... |
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