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Noise Pollution: Your take on this singular problem

 
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Ear-splitting fornicators in the next room. Do you:
Stuff cotton wool in your ears and try to sleep?
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
Knock on their door and politely explain your predicament?
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
Beat a hole in the wall with your shoe and shout obscenities pertaining to their parentage?
14%
 14%  [ 1 ]
Get all turned-on and beat off furiously?
42%
 42%  [ 3 ]
Ignore it, and feel happy for the young lovers?
42%
 42%  [ 3 ]
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Hwajangsil Ajumma



Joined: 02 May 2005
Location: On my knees in the stall

PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 9:28 am    Post subject: Noise Pollution: Your take on this singular problem Reply with quote

Inspired somewhat by Jajdude's thread, I have a question to pose to all you good people.

So there I was in my darkened little office-tel, trying to get some shut-eye in prep for another big day amongst the urinals and hwajangji. However, that playful incubus Beelzebub had other ideas, for no sooner had I begun to drift into a relaxing slumber when the wanton heretics next door began banging away like vicars in a brothel.

So much for a good night's sleep. I don't know about their staying power, but I was definitely up all night, and not even a decent movie on Home CGV.

But, aside from the obvious accusations that I'm just bitter about not getting any myself, what would you do if confronted by such blatant (I'm talking really loud here) inelegance?
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Ya-ta Boy



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: Established in 1994

PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 3:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

At one point when I lived in Taejon, I had a two room apartment that was not more than 5 or 6 feet from the neighboring building. Two windows closer to the street was the apartment of a live-together college couple. One or both went to where ever home was on the weekends, so Sunday nights and Monday mornings were make-up-for-lost-sexual-opportunities. She was a moaner.

I brought this moaning up at the bar. The explanation was that porn is how K girls learn about sex, ergo, everyone moans. I remember one Canadian female in particular who was especially contemptuous of this phoney moaning.
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